The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Erza Scarlet: That's actually a perfect name for the three of us…

Chico Hammitt: Yeah...I guess we are a team now...Name and all…

Triplets Grimm: And what about us?

Clayton Grimm: Well...You three would be the Heirs of the Crowns…Or the Copper Mountain Triplets...

Copper Mountain Triplets: That's a good name for us…

Natsu Dragneel:[Queasy] HEY! You three are a part of OUR team!

CG: And what's your Team Name?...[Joking] Team Natsu?!

Happy: Aye!

CG: Wait...Seriously?!...I was joking...But seriously!? Team Natsu?!

Gray Fullbuster: That's a terrible Team Name…

ND: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, SLUSH-FOR-BR-*Gag!*...

CG: Gray's right...That name is terrible...Or at the very least narcissistic…

Hap: Oh, yeah!? Like you could come up with a better name…

CG: Yeah!...Dragon's Bane!…

Everyone: Dragon's Bane?!...

CG: Yeah...Most of us are Dragon Slayers...So it makes the most sense…

Lucy Heartfilia: That's actually a good Team Name…

Griff:[To Erza] So, Erza…

CG:[Interrupting] Hang on Griff!...I've got news for Erza...But first…[He rummages through his Giga-Pack until he pulls out a bottle of Sangria labeled “Titania's Scarlet Sangria. A Grimm Heights production”, being made and bottled by the new staff of The Grimm Heights Hotel] Here you are![He made a set of crystal glasses and pour a glass of sangria in all of them, handing the bottle and first glass to Erza]

ES:[Reading the bottle] Wait...You've named a drink after me?

CG: Thank Ben for that…[Handing a glass of sangria to everyone excluding the Awol wizards] This is to congratulate you…

ES: Congratulate me?!...For what?!

CH: For us being multitrillionares girl!...Rocco's going to give us each 20% from the Orichalcum we got him…

ES:[Speechless] I'm...A multitrillionare?!...

Awol wizards:[Shocked] WHAT!?! SINCE WHEN!?!

CG: Since we finished our quest in Gednuyama...

LH: Wait! You all are filthy stinking rich!?!

CH: Yeah...Now I'm richer than my old man…

CG: How rich is he?

CH: Barely a multimillionaire…

ES: Makes sense...I pay 500,000J a month for rent at Fairy Hills…

LH:[Confused] Fairy Hills?...What's that?

CH: No one ever told you? Fairy Hills is a Female-only dormitory that almost every girl apart of Fairy Tail lives at…

GF: Yeah...It was girls-only...Until some guy spent the night there...Clayton…

ND:[Queasy] Wait...You spent a night at the Hills?...That's crazy!...Even Loke hasn't been there before!...Only Happy's been there...Is it as magnificent and majestic as he said it is?

CG: Honestly...It a bit bland for a girls-only space...I should know...I use to live at a girls-only village for about three years…

ES: That's something I never really understood...Why is the Moon Village women exclusive?

[Clayton and Griffin looked at one another]

CG: Happy...Could you sit this talk out?...

Hap: Why?

Griff: Just do it, or I'll knock you out!

Hap:[Scared] Aye, sir! Don't hurt me![He leaves their earshot]

CG: Okay...You all know the birds and the bees...Right?

Everyone:[Awkwardly] Y-yeah…?

Griff: Well...Imagine that with a gigantic bird and a humongous bee...And all the shaking that would cause onto the Earth…

CG: So...The giantess birds and giant bees decided to separate themselves into separate villages...So they...Don't destroy the land with their...Fertilization…

Everyone:[Disgusted] Ewww!

Griff: However...They still need to reproduce...So...They designated a set of underground cave systems to...Commence intercourse...They even dubbed these caves as…”The Sacred Caverns of Procreation”…

Everyone:[Disgusted still] EWWW…

CG: It's actually what makes the “Natural” geysers in Hosenka be as powerful as they are...Which is why it's such a popular Spa Town…

Everyone:Utterly Disgusted] EWWWWW!!!

ND: Man...I don't know what's making me more sick...The ship, or that explanation…*Gag!*

Gednus:(FYI, Clayton's ancestor, Abraham Grimm, created those caverns centuries ago…)

Gaedey:(Yes!...And we were the first ones to test it out…)

G&G:([Giggling with memories])

CH:[Quietly] Gross…

Griff: Anyways...Erza!...I thought it necessary to tell you that Master Makarov may not be at Fairy Tail when we arrive…

ES: How do you know that?

Griff: I'm a clairvoyant...Though...Not as good as Habi*...Still...There's a high probability that he won't be there when we make it back to Magnolia...Even higher that he'll fail to properly reprimand these awols…

ND,GF&Hap: Yes!

Griff: Given this knowledge...Would you like to have me or Clayton punish them?

ES:...

Habi-Former member of the SSF. Specializes in Foresight Magic.