The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Erza Scarlet:...Those two idiots have enough suffering once we head back home...Master Makarov has…”It”...[To Natsu, Gray, Lucy and Happy]Planned for you four…

Natsu Dragneel & Gray Fullbuster:[Scared] On second thought, we'd rather take this as a punishment!

Happy:[Scared] Heck, I'd rather be gutted then have to go through ”It” again!...

Clayton Grimm, Lucy Heartfilia & Griffin:[Confused] What's “it”...?

ES: Believe me...You two don't want to know...Unfortunately for you, Lucy...You'll most likely find out…

CG&Griff: Seriously...What's “It”?

[Delilah and Magma whisper what “It” is to Clayton and Griffin]

CG:[Unimpressed] Seriously?!...THAT'S what you three are afraid of!?...MAN….That's like popping a zit for me…

Griff: Not everyone has a pain tolerance to rival the world, Clayton...But that sounds entertaining!...You think I can witness “it” as they face “It”?

Lucy Heartfilia:[Concerned] What is “It”?...

CG&Griff:[In unison] We wouldn't want to spoil your surprise…

LH:[Nervous] Surprise!?!...

GF: So, you're telling us that “It” isn't a big deal for you?!...Alright...Cut the tough guy act...You're not fooling anyone…

CG: Oh, really!?[He walks right in the middle of a bonfire and sits down on the burning lumber. Unphased] Does this look like an act to you?!

ND: Dude...Now it's gonna taste like you…

LH: You're not in any pain right now?!

CG:[Lying down on his back] No…Feels like I'm laying on a heat blanket set on low...Besides, Fullbuster...We at the SSF have developed punishments and torture methods that make “It” look like a slap on the wrist...Satan's Sticky Sattle...Baptism of Styx...Forced-fed liquid fire...Atlas Vest...and that's just a few methods I can do...Griff...Wooow…His phialing series is absolute agony...And pickling…MAN...You'd be begging to die within the first few seconds...Hancocking...Worst than hell...I should know...I've seen hell...But the Isvan nesting dolls(Instead of Russian nesting dolls)...You'd be lucky NOT to go bat-shit insane after going through it…

Griff:[Fantasizing about the torture methods] *Giggles*

Fairy Tail: Do we even want to know what any of that is?!

Former Lamia Scale Wizards: Take our word for it...You don't…

Toby Horhorta:[PTSD] The Isvan nesting dolls...The horror!...

LH&CH: Have...You been through it…?

Yuka Suzuki: No...He merely witnessed Griffin commit it against some Dark Wizards...He's been mentally scarred since…

Sherry Blendy:[Gagging] And...The Hancocking...Is also terrifying to watch…

Delilah Hammitt: Well...We should switch their faces back before we forget...Right big sis?

Magma Scarlet: Yes...We should…

CG:...
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