The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Clayton Grimm:...Let the idiots have their faces back…
Magma Scarlet & Delilah Hammitt: Yes father![They pulled out scalpels and dissolving thread]
Gray Fullbuster: Hey...Wait…
Natsu Dragneel: You two aren't gonna do it while we're still awa-
2x *Slice!*
ND&GF:[In agony] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
*Toss*
2x *Stitch*
[The two Earthlings returned the wizards faces to the right wizards]
ND&GF: Ow...At least we have our faces back…
Moka: Well…[To Lyon and his posse] Would you four care to join us all in a feast?
YS: I...Don't know…
SB: Ummm...I'm trying to watch my figure...So…
ND:[Grabbing them both] No excuses! Live a little!
Lyon Vastia:[To Moka] We'd be honored to…
TH:[Happy] Yeah! I'm starving!
Griff: Splendid! Let's enjoy ourselves![Toasting] To new beginnings!
Everyone: To new beginnings!
ES: And...To “It”!
Chico Hammitt: To “It”!
CG: To “It”!
MS&DH: To “It”!
Awol Fairies: To...Wait…
ND,GF&Hap:[Scared] NO! NOT “To “It”!!!”
LH:[Worried] Seriously! What is “It”?!
Rescue Team: No spoilers…
LH:[Whining] Awww...I can't even enjoy this party, because I'm so worried…
CG:[Grabbing Lucy and Chico] Come on! Don't be whining!...It's a real turn off!
LH:[Ironically whining] Hey! I'm not whining!
CG: Whatever you say…’Cause now…[Pulling out his Media Lacrima] IT'S TIME! TO GET FUNKY!
[He plays The Cha Cha Slide, by DJ Casper]
DJ Casper:
🎵This is somethin' new
The Casper Slide part 2
Featuring the platinum band and
And this time we're gonna get funky
Funky
Everybody clap your hands
Clap clap clap clap your hands
Clap clap clap clap your hands🎵
🎵Alright now
We gonna do the basic step
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Cha cha real smooth🎵
🎵Now turn it out🎵
🎵To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Cha cha now y'all🎵
🎵Now it's time to get funky🎵
🎵To the right now
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time, one hop this time
Right foot. Two stomps
Left foot. Two stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Criss cross, criss cross
Cha cha real smooth🎵
🎵Let's go to work🎵
🎵To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot. Two stomps
Left foot. Two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees🎵
🎵Get funky with it🎵
🎵Oh yeah (come on)
Cha cha now y'all🎵
🎵Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Five hops this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Freeze🎵
🎵Everybody clap your hands
Come on y'all
Check it out y'all
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
One hop🎵
🎵Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha cha real smooth🎵
🎵Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Reverse, reverse
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Reverse, reverse
Reverse, reverse🎵
🎵Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again
Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again🎵
🎵Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops, two hops
Two hops, two hops
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Hop it out now🎵
🎵Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now y'all
Cha cha now y'all🎵
🎵Oh, yeah, mmm, yeah do that stuff oh yeah I'm out y'all peace!🎵
[After dancing, the demonesses swarmed Clay, admiring his on fleek dance moves. FY: He's wearing his Life-Shirt, exposing his physique]
Lulu:[Grabbing him] WOW! You've got some serious dance moves!
Demoness 1: Are you a pro dancer too?!
Demoness 2: I bet you've been in all sorts of dance videos!
Demoness 3: If so, mind giving me some lessons?!
Demoness 4: Your muscles are glowing!...WOW!...You're pretty hot!...
[As they all made contact with Clayton, his body instinctively activated his Silver Form, making the demonesses mistake him for a hunk of a demon]
Demonesses: Woah! You didn't tell us you're a demon too! A really HOT demon!... So...You single?... I don't see any engagement rings...So! Are you seeing anyone?!
[Like an idiot, he tells them the truth of his relationship status]
CG:[Silver Form] Yeah...I'm currently single…[Realizing his mistake] Why did I say that…
Demonesses:[Pleading to date him] I'm available too! No! Pick me! You don't want her...You want me… C'mon! Go out with me! You know you want me…
[While they pleaded, some demons were glaring at Clayton, threatening their social order]
CG: Wait! You DON'T want to be with me!
Demonesses: Why not?!...
CG: Because...I'M NOT A DEMON! I'M A DEVIL SLAYER!
Demonesses: Huh!?...[They process his words. Running towards their village men for safety. Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!! Devil Slayer![Snuggling with the men] Please, protect us!
Demons:[Internally stoked, Externally protective] We'll protect you ladies…
Hap: WOW!...He NEEDS to scare off the ladies...Wish that was me...
Magma Scarlet & Delilah Hammitt: Yes father![They pulled out scalpels and dissolving thread]
Gray Fullbuster: Hey...Wait…
Natsu Dragneel: You two aren't gonna do it while we're still awa-
2x *Slice!*
ND&GF:[In agony] AAAAAAAHHH!!!
*Toss*
2x *Stitch*
[The two Earthlings returned the wizards faces to the right wizards]
ND&GF: Ow...At least we have our faces back…
Moka: Well…[To Lyon and his posse] Would you four care to join us all in a feast?
YS: I...Don't know…
SB: Ummm...I'm trying to watch my figure...So…
ND:[Grabbing them both] No excuses! Live a little!
Lyon Vastia:[To Moka] We'd be honored to…
TH:[Happy] Yeah! I'm starving!
Griff: Splendid! Let's enjoy ourselves![Toasting] To new beginnings!
Everyone: To new beginnings!
ES: And...To “It”!
Chico Hammitt: To “It”!
CG: To “It”!
MS&DH: To “It”!
Awol Fairies: To...Wait…
ND,GF&Hap:[Scared] NO! NOT “To “It”!!!”
LH:[Worried] Seriously! What is “It”?!
Rescue Team: No spoilers…
LH:[Whining] Awww...I can't even enjoy this party, because I'm so worried…
CG:[Grabbing Lucy and Chico] Come on! Don't be whining!...It's a real turn off!
LH:[Ironically whining] Hey! I'm not whining!
CG: Whatever you say…’Cause now…[Pulling out his Media Lacrima] IT'S TIME! TO GET FUNKY!
[He plays The Cha Cha Slide, by DJ Casper]
DJ Casper:
🎵This is somethin' new
The Casper Slide part 2
Featuring the platinum band and
And this time we're gonna get funky
Funky
Everybody clap your hands
Clap clap clap clap your hands
Clap clap clap clap your hands🎵
🎵Alright now
We gonna do the basic step
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Cha cha real smooth🎵
🎵Now turn it out🎵
🎵To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Cha cha now y'all🎵
🎵Now it's time to get funky🎵
🎵To the right now
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time, one hop this time
Right foot. Two stomps
Left foot. Two stomps
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Criss cross, criss cross
Cha cha real smooth🎵
🎵Let's go to work🎵
🎵To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot. Two stomps
Left foot. Two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees🎵
🎵Get funky with it🎵
🎵Oh yeah (come on)
Cha cha now y'all🎵
🎵Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Five hops this time
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Right foot again
Left foot again
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Freeze🎵
🎵Everybody clap your hands
Come on y'all
Check it out y'all
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top?
One hop🎵
🎵Right foot now
Left foot now y'all
Cha cha real smooth🎵
🎵Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
One hop this time
One hop this time
Reverse, reverse
Slide to the left
Slide to the right
Reverse, reverse
Reverse, reverse🎵
🎵Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again
Cha cha now y'all, cha cha again🎵
🎵Turn it out
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops, two hops
Two hops, two hops
Right foot. Let's stomp
Left foot. Let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Hop it out now🎵
🎵Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now y'all
Cha cha now y'all🎵
🎵Oh, yeah, mmm, yeah do that stuff oh yeah I'm out y'all peace!🎵
[After dancing, the demonesses swarmed Clay, admiring his on fleek dance moves. FY: He's wearing his Life-Shirt, exposing his physique]
Lulu:[Grabbing him] WOW! You've got some serious dance moves!
Demoness 1: Are you a pro dancer too?!
Demoness 2: I bet you've been in all sorts of dance videos!
Demoness 3: If so, mind giving me some lessons?!
Demoness 4: Your muscles are glowing!...WOW!...You're pretty hot!...
[As they all made contact with Clayton, his body instinctively activated his Silver Form, making the demonesses mistake him for a hunk of a demon]
Demonesses: Woah! You didn't tell us you're a demon too! A really HOT demon!... So...You single?... I don't see any engagement rings...So! Are you seeing anyone?!
[Like an idiot, he tells them the truth of his relationship status]
CG:[Silver Form] Yeah...I'm currently single…[Realizing his mistake] Why did I say that…
Demonesses:[Pleading to date him] I'm available too! No! Pick me! You don't want her...You want me… C'mon! Go out with me! You know you want me…
[While they pleaded, some demons were glaring at Clayton, threatening their social order]
CG: Wait! You DON'T want to be with me!
Demonesses: Why not?!...
CG: Because...I'M NOT A DEMON! I'M A DEVIL SLAYER!
Demonesses: Huh!?...[They process his words. Running towards their village men for safety. Scared] AAAAAAAHHH!!! Devil Slayer![Snuggling with the men] Please, protect us!
Demons:[Internally stoked, Externally protective] We'll protect you ladies…
Hap: WOW!...He NEEDS to scare off the ladies...Wish that was me...