The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

Ur:(No...They've both been through a lot...They need time...I need time...Time before I speak to them again...Griff!)

Griffin:(Yes Ur?)

Ur:(Look after them for me, will ya?!)

Griff:(Of course…)

Meanwhile, Lyon's companions were talking amongst themselves.

Toby Hakobe:[To Yuka] Are you really gonna go down there?!

Yuka Suzuki: I have no choice...It wouldn't be right to leave the way things are...You just look after Cold Emperor Lyon, okay?

TH:[Worried groan]

Sherry Blendy: We have to do this!...It's all in the name of love…

Transition

[Back in the Village, Yuka and Sherry walk in.]

Villagers:[Worried]

Gray Fullbuster:[To the demonesses around him] Get behind me…

Erza Scarlet:[Getting up. Questioning the outsiders] Can we help you?

YS:[Grinning] You Fairy Tail wizards did quite a number on Cold Emperor Lyon...He's so banged up, he couldn't even come down here…

SB: That's why we've came in his place…

Lucy Heartfilia: Wait just a minute! I thought we were cool?! Didn't Lyon tell you what happened?!

Chico Hammitt: Yeah...And that Toby guy?

YS: They did, but that doesn't matter to us…

SB: We wanted to settle things ourselves…

[Erza and the Earthling twins looked with uncertainty]

Natsu Dragneel:[Excited] Alright! Why don't you show me what you've got!?[Flames at the ready]

Bobo: Wait Natsu!...[Natsu turns to look at him] Thanks for the help, but we can't keep relying on you, so let us handle it…

Demon 1: He's right! We've got these clowns!

Demon 2: If we wanna keep our village safe, we've got to protect it!...

ES: Normally, I would agree with you on this...But I think it would be best if I handle this…[She faces the two wizards]

Clayton Grimm: Don't leave me out of this...I'm a Valkyrie after all...Plus...I want to see how well Yuka's Antimagic works against my new trick…[He joins Erza's side]

SB: So you're Titania of Fairy Tail...I've heard you're quite the legend...I wonder if there true…

YS: She looks like a formidable opponent...As for you Clay, you're no longer a dwarf...Guess you grew out of it…

CG:[Repressed anger] Yeah...But it seems like those hairy caterpillars you call “eyebrows” haven't turned to butterflies...Either that, or they're in your stomach...In which case, I'll beat them out of you!...Erza, the girl can control inanimate objects, as well as most non-human entities...As for eyebrows over there, he's an Anti Mage...I'll deal with him…

ES: Very well…Ready?!

[Clay nods yes]

ES&CG:[Charging at the wizards] *Heyah!*

*BAM!*
*THWACK!*

[Erza easily struck Sherry with blinding speed, but Yuka anticipated his attack, creating a shield with his Magic. Unfortunately for him, Clayton channelled the Moon Magic he acquired earlier into a thin, long sleeve glove to punch Yuka, completely negating the Anti Mage's defense]

YS:[Perplexed] How...Did you…? *Agh!*

CG: Earth Dragon: Secret Art: Seismal Spineblaster!

[One spineblasting later]

[Whispering] Mention my old height again, and I'll turn your eyebrows into a mustache…

*STOMP!*

Got it?!

YS:[In crippling pain] Yes…

[Clay lifts his foot off the battered mage]

Griffin: So...Why don't you two tell us why you both are REALLY here…

[Sherry and Yuka look at one another, then nod]

SB: We wanted...To apologize...For our terrible treatment of the villagers…

YS: We were so blinded in our efforts to have that monster Deliora die...That...We didn't see that we became monsters in the process...And for that...I'm sorry…

SB:[Head bowed] Me too…

TH:[Coming into the scene] Me three!

Lyon Vastia: And I apologize as well…

GF: Lyon...What are you doing here…?

ES: I'm sceptical as well...I can't imagine you'd only show up here to apologize to everyone...So why are YOU really here…?

LV: It's that obvious?!...Very well...I DID want to apologize to the villagers for the three years of hell we put them through...But...I'm also here for a challenge...A challenge to fight…

ND: ALRIGHT! I'd be more than happy to beat you to a pulp!

LV: Not you…

ND:[Disappointed. Whining] Awww! But I wanted to fiiight!...

GF: Alright...I really wanted to settle things with you anyways…

LV: Not you either…

ES: Me?!

LV: No…

CH: You're not trying to fight one of us blondes...Are you…?

LV: No…

MS&DH: Us?!...

LV: No…

GF:[Frustrated] Then who?!...

Clayton?!
CG: Me?!

LV: No…[Pointing] Griffin!

Everyone: Griffin?!

Griff: I expected as much…

ND: NO WAY MAN! I CALLED DIBS ON FIGHTING GRIFFIN!!!

CG: It's true…

Griff: Worry not...I'll fight you both...At the same time…

LV: That hardly seems fair for you…

Everyone: Trust us...That's plenty fair…

SB: Lyon! Don't do this! You have so much to live for!

CG: Same with you, Natsu...You sure you want to fight Griff?!

LV&ND: Yes!...

Griff: Very well...I'll allow you both your first hits…

ND: ALRIGHT! After I beat you, I'll be one step closer to defeating Gildarts!

LV: You mean when I defeat him I'LL finally prove to everyone that I am the most powerful wizard across the known world...After all, Ur couldn't even defeat you...So...Not only are you better than the next best thing...Beating you will be more telling of my might than defeating Ur!

Ur:[To Griffin] (Please...Don't go full-out...He's only travelled along side you for a week…)

Griff:(Don't worry Ur...Once I'm done with him, he'll never challenge me again…)

LV&ND: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, GRIFFIN!!! *Heyah!*

[Griffin used the Crash Magic he picked up from Gildarts to dissolve their attacks into nothingness]

Griff: You've both made the mistake of using ranged attacks on me...Now...I'll show you both the reason I am called “The Destroyer”...

[He forced them both towards him via Telekinesis, then uppercutted them both into the atmosphere]

LV&ND:[In eerie pain] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhh!!!...*Twinkle!*

Lyon's posse:[Worried] LYON!!!

Fairy Tail:[Worried] NATSU!!!

Griff: Well...That takes care of that...They'll be back in a couple of minutes…

CH: You sure?...Because Clay punched a guy back in Gednuyama so hard, he crashed down in Oshibana...Three days afterwards…

Griff: Hmmm...Fair enough...Good thing I put a Recall Rune on both of them…[He recalled both wizards, having them crash down in utter defeat]

Lyon's posse:[Rushing to his side] Lyon!

LH&Hap:[Rushing to Natsu's side] Natsu!

CG: Well...Guess we've got losers to heal…

MS&DH: Right!

CG: I'll get Captain Cold over there...You girls get Natsu…

MS&DH: Yes, daddy![They healed the defeated Fire Dragon Slayer as Clayton healed the Cold Emperor]

GF:[Confused] Wait!?! They're you're daughters?!...But..Chico said Delilah was her cousin!

CH: I lied idiot…

GF: So...You've made both of them...With both Chico AND Erza!?!...Please tell me they're only temporary…

DH: I'll show you temporary...Big sis! Get tio Natsu! I'll handle tio Gray…[She grabs Gray]

MS:[Grabbing Natsu] I read you loud and clear, baby sis…

GF: Hey! What are you-

*BAM!*

[Delilah knocked out Gray with a well placed fist to the temples]

CH: I've got a feeling that I want to record this…[She pulls out the Magic Camcorder]

LH: Wait…

Hap: What are they…?

2x *Slice*

*Toss*

2x *Stitch*

LH&Hap:[Horrified] AAAAAAAHHH!!! You're...You're sick!

ND:[Waking up] *Agh*...Damn...My head hurts…

GF:[Waking up] *Uhh*...What the hell…?

ND&GF:[Looking at each other] Huh!?!...

[They did a mirror routine, unaware that their faces were swapped]

[Realizing. Shocked] AAAAAAAHHH!!! Why do you have my face!?!

No! You have my face!

Don't you make that face with my face!

Griff:[Sniffles] Those two…*Sniffles* Are my goddaughters…*Pffft*...They make me SO PROUD!...

LH&Hap:[Nervous] Are you getting emotional over their torment?!

CG: Yeah...Griffin loves seeing people in torment...But only when they “deserve” it...Pretty sure he's an S-M(Sadomasochist)

LV: Damn...Ur was right...Griffin is gruesome…

ND&GF: Please fix us!

MS&DH:[Looking at Erza for approval] Your call ma'am!

ES:...
« Go Back