The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Clay(ton) Grimm:[Silver Wrath. Showing his guild mark] Stop damn it! It's me, Clayton!
Ladies: Clayton?!
CG:[Silver Wrath] Yeah!...It's me!
Mirajane Strauss:[Satan Soul] Why do you look like a silver-skinned demonic hobo?
CG:[Silver Wrath] Huh?...I can explain the silver...But hobo?...I don't know what you...[Sees his reflection in the back of his hand] Oooh!...Knew I forgot something...[He morphs his hands into a razor and scissors, cutting and trimming all his excess hair] Tada!...Sorry...My hair grows like a Vulcan...
Evergreen: Well...At least he's not a hobo...
Levy McGarden: And the silvery-demon look?
CG:[Silver Wrath] Mira's Satan Soul must have triggered my Silver Wrath...Basically turns me to a demon...
Mikey Chickentiger: I think you're dancing around the real question...
Chico C Hammitt: Yeah...What the hell are you doing in Fairy Hills!?! This is a girls-only housing!
CG:[Silver Wrath] I...Did not know that...
Cana Alberona: I asked him to stay the night...
CCH:[Angry]: CANA! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! HE'S A BOY! IF MY DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS, HE'D HAVE YOU EVICTED!
CA: He's not gonna find out...Unless you want me to tell everyone your secret...
CCH: *Gasp!* I told you that in confidence! Besides this is a dormitory, not a brothel!
CA: Relax...Nothing happened between us...
CG:[Silver Wrath. Lying] Yeah...[Points at his groin area with both hands] Except for YOU getting handsy in your sleep...*Flap*...AND now my towels gone...
[Clayton was completely exposed to his female guildmembers. All of them, especially Mirajane, were staring at his loins]
MCT: MAN...Have you heard of a razor?...Why is your leg so hairy?
CCH: And vainy...
MS:[Satan Soul] And...[Realizing it's not a leg]...Limp...
Ladies: HOLY MOLY! BBC!!!
CG:[Silver Wrath. Grabs his towel] Yeah, yeah, yeah...Quit acting like y'all haven't seen one...[He returns to normal, along with Mirajane]
Ladies:...
CG:Wait...[Shocked] YOU ALL ARE VIRGINS!?!
Ladies:[Lying] NO!
CG: All of you witches are lying!...
Evergreen: Oh! And you're not?!
CG:...You serious...No!...Me and Tempestas have done it...
CCH: Oh yeah! Prove it!
[Clay combs through his bush to find a small handful of darker blue hairs, handing it to Chico]
CCH: Levy, come here!
[Levy walks her way over to Chico]
CCH:[Comparing the dark blue pubes to Levy's lighter blue hair] No way...These ARE from Tempestas!
CG: See!...Now...If you'll excuse me, I left my clothes in Cana's room...To keep them dry by the way...
Bisca Mulan: Hold on!
CG: What now?!
BM: I heard singing earlier...Were you singing 'Sober'?
CG: Yeah...So...?
Evergreen: Why do you sound like Corey Glover?
CG:[Lying] Who?
MCT: You know...Devious Gambino...
CG:[Holding back his nervousness]...
LMG: Singer, songwriter, rapper, comedian, actor, celebrity...And a great dancer!
CG:[Lying] Nope...Never heard of him...
CCH: Seriously!? You were singing one of his songs!...
Laki Olietta: He also sings 3005, Sweatpants, Bonfire, Heartbeat...Freaks and Geeks!
CG:[Lying] OH! So that's who sings them?!...Did not know...
Ladies: Clayton?!
CG:[Silver Wrath] Yeah!...It's me!
Mirajane Strauss:[Satan Soul] Why do you look like a silver-skinned demonic hobo?
CG:[Silver Wrath] Huh?...I can explain the silver...But hobo?...I don't know what you...[Sees his reflection in the back of his hand] Oooh!...Knew I forgot something...[He morphs his hands into a razor and scissors, cutting and trimming all his excess hair] Tada!...Sorry...My hair grows like a Vulcan...
Evergreen: Well...At least he's not a hobo...
Levy McGarden: And the silvery-demon look?
CG:[Silver Wrath] Mira's Satan Soul must have triggered my Silver Wrath...Basically turns me to a demon...
Mikey Chickentiger: I think you're dancing around the real question...
Chico C Hammitt: Yeah...What the hell are you doing in Fairy Hills!?! This is a girls-only housing!
CG:[Silver Wrath] I...Did not know that...
Cana Alberona: I asked him to stay the night...
CCH:[Angry]: CANA! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! HE'S A BOY! IF MY DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS, HE'D HAVE YOU EVICTED!
CA: He's not gonna find out...Unless you want me to tell everyone your secret...
CCH: *Gasp!* I told you that in confidence! Besides this is a dormitory, not a brothel!
CA: Relax...Nothing happened between us...
CG:[Silver Wrath. Lying] Yeah...[Points at his groin area with both hands] Except for YOU getting handsy in your sleep...*Flap*...AND now my towels gone...
[Clayton was completely exposed to his female guildmembers. All of them, especially Mirajane, were staring at his loins]
MCT: MAN...Have you heard of a razor?...Why is your leg so hairy?
CCH: And vainy...
MS:[Satan Soul] And...[Realizing it's not a leg]...Limp...
Ladies: HOLY MOLY! BBC!!!
CG:[Silver Wrath. Grabs his towel] Yeah, yeah, yeah...Quit acting like y'all haven't seen one...[He returns to normal, along with Mirajane]
Ladies:...
CG:Wait...[Shocked] YOU ALL ARE VIRGINS!?!
Ladies:[Lying] NO!
CG: All of you witches are lying!...
Evergreen: Oh! And you're not?!
CG:...You serious...No!...Me and Tempestas have done it...
CCH: Oh yeah! Prove it!
[Clay combs through his bush to find a small handful of darker blue hairs, handing it to Chico]
CCH: Levy, come here!
[Levy walks her way over to Chico]
CCH:[Comparing the dark blue pubes to Levy's lighter blue hair] No way...These ARE from Tempestas!
CG: See!...Now...If you'll excuse me, I left my clothes in Cana's room...To keep them dry by the way...
Bisca Mulan: Hold on!
CG: What now?!
BM: I heard singing earlier...Were you singing 'Sober'?
CG: Yeah...So...?
Evergreen: Why do you sound like Corey Glover?
CG:[Lying] Who?
MCT: You know...Devious Gambino...
CG:[Holding back his nervousness]...
LMG: Singer, songwriter, rapper, comedian, actor, celebrity...And a great dancer!
CG:[Lying] Nope...Never heard of him...
CCH: Seriously!? You were singing one of his songs!...
Laki Olietta: He also sings 3005, Sweatpants, Bonfire, Heartbeat...Freaks and Geeks!
CG:[Lying] OH! So that's who sings them?!...Did not know...