Extend the Story - Add a Room

Clay(ton) Grimm:[Silver Wrath. Showing his guild mark] Stop damn it! It's me, Clayton!

Ladies: Clayton?!

CG:[Silver Wrath] Yeah!...It's me!

Mirajane Strauss:[Satan Soul] Why do you look like a silver-skinned demonic hobo?

CG:[Silver Wrath] Huh?...I can explain the silver...But hobo?...I don't know what you...[Sees his reflection in the back of his hand] Oooh!...Knew I forgot something...[He morphs his hands into a razor and scissors, cutting and trimming all his excess hair] Tada!...Sorry...My hair grows like a Vulcan...

Evergreen: Well...At least he's not a hobo...

Levy McGarden: And the silvery-demon look?

CG:[Silver Wrath] Mira's Satan Soul must have triggered my Silver Wrath...Basically turns me to a demon...

Mikey Chickentiger: I think you're dancing around the real question...

Chico C Hammitt: Yeah...What the hell are you doing in Fairy Hills!?! This is a girls-only housing!

CG:[Silver Wrath] I...Did not know that...

Cana Alberona: I asked him to stay the night...

CCH:[Angry]: CANA! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! HE'S A BOY! IF MY DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS, HE'D HAVE YOU EVICTED!

CA: He's not gonna find out...Unless you want me to tell everyone your secret...

CCH: *Gasp!* I told you that in confidence! Besides this is a dormitory, not a brothel!

CA: Relax...Nothing happened between us...

CG:[Silver Wrath. Lying] Yeah...[Points at his groin area with both hands] Except for YOU getting handsy in your sleep...*Flap*...AND now my towels gone...

[Clayton was completely exposed to his female guildmembers. All of them, especially Mirajane, were staring at his loins]

MCT: MAN...Have you heard of a razor?...Why is your leg so hairy?

CCH: And vainy...

MS:[Satan Soul] And...[Realizing it's not a leg]...Limp...

Ladies: HOLY MOLY! BBC!!!

CG:[Silver Wrath. Grabs his towel] Yeah, yeah, yeah...Quit acting like y'all haven't seen one...[He returns to normal, along with Mirajane]

Ladies:...

CG:Wait...[Shocked] YOU ALL ARE VIRGINS!?!

Ladies:[Lying] NO!

CG: All of you witches are lying!...

Evergreen: Oh! And you're not?!

CG:...You serious...No!...Me and Tempestas have done it...

CCH: Oh yeah! Prove it!

[Clay combs through his bush to find a small handful of darker blue hairs, handing it to Chico]

CCH: Levy, come here!

[Levy walks her way over to Chico]

CCH:[Comparing the dark blue pubes to Levy's lighter blue hair] No way...These ARE from Tempestas!

CG: See!...Now...If you'll excuse me, I left my clothes in Cana's room...To keep them dry by the way...

Bisca Mulan: Hold on!

CG: What now?!

BM: I heard singing earlier...Were you singing 'Sober'?

CG: Yeah...So...?

Evergreen: Why do you sound like Corey Glover?

CG:[Lying] Who?

MCT: You know...Devious Gambino...

CG:[Holding back his nervousness]...

LMG: Singer, songwriter, rapper, comedian, actor, celebrity...And a great dancer!

CG:[Lying] Nope...Never heard of him...

CCH: Seriously!? You were singing one of his songs!...

Laki Olietta: He also sings 3005, Sweatpants, Bonfire, Heartbeat...Freaks and Geeks!

CG:[Lying] OH! So that's who sings them?!...Did not know...

They don't buy it.