The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.

[The three Fairy Tail wizards came to the Station in time to catch a ride. Clayton insisted on paying for three First cCass tickets.]

Erza Scarlet: So...Any specific reason why we're in First Class Clayton?

Clay(ton) Grimm: Would you believe me if I said it's because the food's amazing?

ES: Not completely, no…

CG: No...That'd be too easy...Remember that guy that bumped into me?

Chico C Hammitt: You mean that jerk who didn't apologize and would have been clobbered by Erza if you didn't hold her back?

ES: I swear you should have let me beat some manners into him…

CG: That's the guy...And there's a reason I didn't let Erza beat him to a pulp...He's a Dark Wizard from Eisenwald...Their ace wizard to be exact…

Ladies:[Shocked]

ES:[Mad] And you just let him get away?! He's a cold-blooded killer!

CG:[Raised voice] Hush up!

[After the other occupants starred at them over their outbursts, they gradually went about their business]

That's one of the reasons we're in first class...No Dark Guild member would be dumb enough to splurge on first class for a train ride...And to answer your question, there were too many bystanders nearby...He's an assassin...And If we made one wrong move he'd turn into a homicidal butcher...There's something you two should also know...When I headed out to repair the Kunugi tracks, they were slashed to hell…And it wasn't done by an animal or something else...It had to be a person...

CCH: What!?

ES: Could it have been him?

CG: Most likely…

ES:[Realizing something] Damn it!

CG&CCH: What's wrong?

ES: It all makes sense now...I was stuck in Kunugi for three days...And all those three days, HE was there...Same outfit, same case on his back…We need to go to the authorities and tell them!

CG: We shouldn't worry about it...Before I headed to the train to join you two I ran into an old friend of mine who's an offiicer in the Rune Knights...He said he'd keep an eye on him and let me know if anything else is going wrong…

ES: That's good to hear…

Server:[Arrives with three slices of cake, a bottle of dry red wine and three glasses.] Here is your strawberry cheesecake,[Places it in front of Erza] two sockittomes[Places them in front of Clayton and Chico] and a bottle of X556 Lancaster Cornucopia red wine, dry batch![Places the three glasses in front of each wizard and starting them off with their first drink.] Anything else?

CG: That'll be all for now, thank you...And here you are![Hands a stack of Jewels]

Server:[Sifting through the cash] Sir! This is 5 million!

CG: Oh! Right! Sorry…[Hands another stack twice as big] And this too!

Server:[Stampering] F-f-f---f-f-f---15 MILLION!?![The server appears as if he were to faint] Thank you SO much![Leaving]

CG:[Drinking some wine] Mmm MMM! Best wine in the continent!

CCH:[Enjoying the wine] Mmm! This IS really good!

CG&CCH: And now for some sockittome![They look at each other.]

CCH:[Looking away] *Humph* [She digs into her cake]

ES:[Swirling her wine around] I'm not much of a drinker…

CG: Oh! Sorry about that…[Calling out] Hey! Can I get some ser-

[Before he could finish his sentence, the same server came darting back]

Server:[Rapidly] Anything else I can get you, sir!?

CG: Yeah…[Nodding to Erza] I just found out my friend her isn't much of a drinker...Can you get her a sangria?

Server:[Rapidly] What kind? Raspberry, cherry, passion fruit, strawberry, medley-

ES:[Interrupting] Wait! Did you say strawberry?!

Server: Yes! Yes I did!

ES: Then I'll have that, thank you.

Server:[Complimenting her selection] Excellent pairing![Before anyone knew it he returned with a large glass, a pitcher of lemonade, fresh strawberries and other assorted fruits. He then began rapidly creating sangria from Erza's glass of wine and the other ingredients, even adding a shot of strawberry liqueur. After mixing the concoction viciously, he poured it into the large glass about ¾ of the way.] Here you are ma'am!

[Erza takes a bite of her cake, then sips the sangria to taste them both.]

ES:[In pure bliss] MMM!!! You were right! This pairs SO WELL with this strawberry cheesecake![She continues to enjoy her dessert and drink]

Server: Thank you ma'am![To Clay] Will that be all sir?

CG: Yep! Just leave that pitcher and take this my good sir![Hands an enormous stack of Jewels]

[After sitting through the money, the server gripped at his chest and fainted.]

ES&CCH:[Whispering] How much did you tip him?

CG:[Whispers] Well...He was very fast with his service...Plus he did it all in front of us...So...80 million…

ES&CCH:[Shocked] 80 MILLION!? YOU GAVE HIM A HUNDRED MILLION?!

CG: Yeah…

ES&CCH: How rich ARE you!?

CG:[Downplaying] Rich enough to retire a thousand wizards…
NinjaHound13: He's actually MUCH richer.

[Other servers surround the fallen server]

Server 2: He's not waking up! Is there a doctor in the car!?

CG:[Getting up] I may not be a licensed doctor, but I AM rich! What's his name?

Server 3: Benjamin Nickelworth!

CG: Okay, Ben! If you wake up right now I'll give you 900 million![Pulls out 9 enormous stacks of Jewels]

Everyone:[Utterly shocked] 900 MILLION!?!

Benjamin Nickelworth:[Waking up] I'M NOT GOING TO DIE A MILLIONAIRE! I'M GOING TO LIVE AND RETIRE AS A BILLIONAIRE![He grabs all the stacks and starts dancing like a lame man being blessed to walk again.]

Servers: Can we work for you?

CG: Hmmm...Don't have any jobs to offer right now…But head to Magnolia in a couple of days, or a week or so and I might have something for you all…

Servers: Okay!

Narrator: Oshibana Station.

CG: Alright!...We can catch a ride to south Lancaster asap...Or do some exploring…

CCH: I vote for exploring!

ES: It depends...How long do you expect us to make it to Lancaster?

CG: Well...It's only about 2:30pm...I'd say about 2 hour at most…

ES: Well then...I also vote for exploring…

CG: Then it's unanimous...let's all meet at the station around 5:00pm…[Looking to see an open mic] Oooh! Open mic! I know where I'm going![He walks off]

ES: I saw something about a “Strawberry Festival”...I'll be looking around for that…[She walks off]

CCH: Well...The map says that most of the stores are to the east...So I'll just head there…[She walks off]

NinjaHound13: Who to follow?
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