Road Trip
“Well that’s all we need for a conviction, take it away Claus,” says Dinklage.
Detective Claus looks at you with a fatherly look of disappointment. “Son, we hereby sentence you to 5 years on the naughty list. For the next 5 Christmases you will receive nothing but coal in your stocking,”
“Wait, what?” you say in disbelief.
“I can only hope you have learned your lesson, my child,” says Detective Claus, holding back tears.
“Other than that you are free to go,” says Dinklage, as he takes off the handcuffs.
The two exit the room, talking about picking up milk and cookies on the way back to the North Pole.
You lay back down in disbelief.
Detective Claus looks at you with a fatherly look of disappointment. “Son, we hereby sentence you to 5 years on the naughty list. For the next 5 Christmases you will receive nothing but coal in your stocking,”
“Wait, what?” you say in disbelief.
“I can only hope you have learned your lesson, my child,” says Detective Claus, holding back tears.
“Other than that you are free to go,” says Dinklage, as he takes off the handcuffs.
The two exit the room, talking about picking up milk and cookies on the way back to the North Pole.
You lay back down in disbelief.