Road Trip
You go outside to help the twins. The three of you chop wood for about 15 minutes when Pedro decides to go inside.
“The hell you think yer goin’ boy!?” yells Peter.
“Fuck you, Peter. I don’t wanna chop wood no more. I’m gonna play Fortnite,”
“But Paw said we gotta chop ALL the wood,” says Peter.
“You can’t tell me what to do! I’m 7 and a half minutes older than you Peter! Besides you got this weird guy to help you, you’ll be done in no time!”
Pedro turns back around and heads for the house. Peter raises his ax and charges at Pedro screaming “America!”
“The hell you think yer goin’ boy!?” yells Peter.
“Fuck you, Peter. I don’t wanna chop wood no more. I’m gonna play Fortnite,”
“But Paw said we gotta chop ALL the wood,” says Peter.
“You can’t tell me what to do! I’m 7 and a half minutes older than you Peter! Besides you got this weird guy to help you, you’ll be done in no time!”
Pedro turns back around and heads for the house. Peter raises his ax and charges at Pedro screaming “America!”