Another Monday Morning

The bum thanks you profusely, as he puts on a pair of your clean socks. After cooking him a nice breakfast, you let him use your razor and toothbrush to freshen up a bit. Then you both hop in your Honda and putter off down the highway. The bum introduces himself as Cliff Yablonski, a dishonerably dishcharged marine. It is a heck of a long ride, the gas is pricey and the bum smells. Days later when you arrive in south Texas, you give the bum your car and house keys and trade places with him. Now that's an exciting Monday!