Choose your own adventure!

The immense, spiky beast bites your hand off with it's ferocious mandibles and blood gushes on the carpet. You shout "What the hell!" as the crab snickers while holding a Wii Remote in his hand. The crab smashes the Wii Remote and the ground and you crumble falling into a cylinder-shaped abyss beneath your carpet. After what feels like an eternity, you land in a dark realm confronted by crazy, living tacos with penii sticking out of their condiments. They barf out Ghost Pepper sauce on your Dora T-Shirt tearing away your material essence. What do you do?