Choose your own adventure!

You tear off the vital organ on a dark, orange Doritos taco filled with lettuce, meat, ham and mozzarella. The taco screams, "You son of a bumcrap! Didn't yo mama teach you any manners!" The delicious delicacy then begins to let out an ear-piercing wail as a mini-pond formed from his pain. The other tacos don't seem so happy. They confront you like beefy drug cartel leaders, and pull out futuristic tranquilizer gats from their ingredients. What do you do?