The Great Sael Adventure 1
Full speed ahead!
As the Luseal approaches the island, you can see evidence of recent volcanic activity. Cooled magma floes populate the surrounding waters, and are in turn populated by Waters, Rahgeüx, and Silverstein—Drs. Harold Waters, Harrolde Rahgeüx VII 1/2, and Rip Silverstein, that is—scientists from the future but it's ok they were wearing 1700s clothes. These field researchers appear on a patch of cooled lava. In seconds, they swarm the catamaran. They begin gyrating and rubbing their bodies against the ship, leaving a sticky residue that coats the boat. You feel another sticky residue coating your underwear. They move like that thing—I don't know what it's called—the big rubber thing at the car wash? You know that flaps around and goes whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. That one.
They scream, "We are applying a flame-retardant!" "material onto your vessel!" ""We are hoping that this encourages!"" "a pyroclastic ritardando!" "in your proximal encounter with ingification!" """or torrefaction!""" "???"
As the Luseal approaches the island, you can see evidence of recent volcanic activity. Cooled magma floes populate the surrounding waters, and are in turn populated by Waters, Rahgeüx, and Silverstein—Drs. Harold Waters, Harrolde Rahgeüx VII 1/2, and Rip Silverstein, that is—scientists from the future but it's ok they were wearing 1700s clothes. These field researchers appear on a patch of cooled lava. In seconds, they swarm the catamaran. They begin gyrating and rubbing their bodies against the ship, leaving a sticky residue that coats the boat. You feel another sticky residue coating your underwear. They move like that thing—I don't know what it's called—the big rubber thing at the car wash? You know that flaps around and goes whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. That one.
They scream, "We are applying a flame-retardant!" "material onto your vessel!" ""We are hoping that this encourages!"" "a pyroclastic ritardando!" "in your proximal encounter with ingification!" """or torrefaction!""" "???"