D-DAY

You take the small spoon attached to the side of the box and eat a piece of the cake.

The cake is absolutely delicious, but at the same time...You start to feel funny. Your canines begin to ache as a dull throb makes itself apparent in your mouth. You feel around your mouth with your tongue, trying to find the cause of the problem. As your tongue comes into contact with your canines, you find that they are now razor sharp. You check with your fingers to make sure you aren't just imagining things.

Okay. Now this is just weird. What the fuck did Mylan put in that cake? You whip back around to inquire as to what the hell she's just given you, but she's disappeared from the scene.

You rise from your seat and immediately head to the bathrooms. There's no way this is real. You place yourself in front of one of the bathroom mirrors and open your mouth wide. Holy shit...

Okay. What the hell. You have fangs now. (Mylan: #BelieveIt)

You hear footsteps coming into the bathroom and your first instinct is to flee inside one of the stalls, which you do.
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