Explicit Pokemon Adventures

You go see Professor Oak and Professor Author at the Pokemon Lab.

Pr.Author: "Professor Oak, look Red is here."

Pr.Oak: "Oh why yes thank you. Good morning Red, your early it seems. Since your early, how bout you choose your Starter f-"

Rival: "WAIIIIITTTTT! I'M HERE!! I am here for my starter."
Pr.Oak: "Well I am sorry Garry but Red was here first. So she gets to choose first."
Garry: "Shit, alright."
Pr.Oak: "So what will you choose Red?"