Suzy’s Strange Saga
As much you’d actually like to get Diana out of the picture, it probably would be best to just keep to yourself for the rest of the day. At least until Bobby gets back. In fact you think about calling him about this, but you decide it would be better to discuss something like this in person.
You head back to your room and lock the door. So much for being “social” today.
You spend most of your time doing what you used to do in your basement, which actually suits you just fine. Though in between your computer game downtime (Sadly no Internet here), you also do more thinking about your future here.
It isn’t just Diana, you’re going to have to do something about; it’s also this whole Tiamat religion. You wonder if you’re going to have to sacrifice people. You aren’t even sure if you have it in you to kill Diana in cold blood (Maybe in self defense though) how are you going to kill an innocent person?
You also are wondering about Bobby’s desire to have children and how that’s going to go. While you’ve never thought about being a mother, that’s actually one of your lesser concerns.
Bobby’s family has a “tradition” of interbreeding. As fucked up as your family was, there was never any of THAT going on and you’re not exactly comfortable with the idea of your offspring having sex with each other…and just HOW young is that encouraged anyway?
“Goddamnit Suzy, you really got yourself into a mess.” You say to yourself.
But its done now and you’re just going to have to muddle through. You briefly ponder escape, but you’re fairly certain that wouldn’t be a good idea even if you did manage to get out of the compound.
No, your best plan for now is to speak to Bobby about all this. Surely you’ve got some influence over him.
Hours pass and eventually when night starts to fall there’s a knock on the door.
“Hey, Suzy. It’s Bobby, why is the door locked?” you hear Bobby ask.
“Because I already had a fight with your bitch of a sister once today and I was avoiding any more potential conflict. Hold on…” you say and go to open the door.
You open the door and Bobby goes to hug you, though you barely return the favor.
“Suzy, shit, you should put something on that.” He remarks about your face bruising.
“I’m fine, stop! Don’t touch it. (Sigh) Look we’ve got A LOT to discuss. First of which is why the hell did you leave without telling me?”
“I actually didn’t plan on leaving at all, but I remembered a few things that I left back at the house that I thought we should have here so I figured I’d make a quick trip there which turned out to be a cluster fuck. Shit is getting worse in town. Anyway, I saw no reason to bother you since I figured you wouldn’t even bother leaving the room. I had it planned for Helen to come up to serve you food at appointed hours, of course she mentioned the fight when I finally got in and she wasn’t sure if she should bother you. Now I already heard some of it from the rest of the family and especially Diana, now why don’t you tell me what happened exactly?”
You recount the event to Bobby and then add your own displeasure about his sister in general.
“I know, I know, I’ll straighten it out.” Bobby remarks.
“You said that before and that bitch is still trying to kill me! You better do something about her permanently.” You say.
“Whoa, hold on now. I know you’re upset, but let’s rein it in a bit. I mean it probably wasn’t the best idea on your part to provoke her.”
Your jaw nearly drops.
“Bobby, I KNOW you just didn’t take her fucking side. Because if you are…”
“I’m NOT taking her fucking side! I’m just saying my sister is a lot of bark most of the time and she only reacts when someone really provokes her.”
“Oh, so what? Am I just supposed to put up with Diana’s abuse in silence? Be a doormat like Helen? NO! I had enough of that shit from Kelly, I didn’t come here just to repeat that cycle again! You told me you were the fucking leader of your family, shouldn’t you just be able to snap your fingers and they have to fall in fucking line?”
Bobby just hangs his head and slumps down on a chair.
“(Sigh) Alright, alright, you made your point and you’re right. You shouldn’t have to put up with that sort of treatment. I’ll handle Diana, but from now on don’t get into a fight with her if she’s being a bitch. Just ignore her.” Bobby says.
“Yeah well I’m not sure if that’s going to be an option if she pushes me too much, which brings me to some other issues.”
“Other issues? What the else fucking happened while I was gone?”
“Nothing, but I’ve been doing some thinking. If I’m going to be popping out children, I refuse to have them involved in some kiddie porn ring. I’m not having it! I can look past a lot, but that’s where I’m drawing the fucking line.” You say with authority.
Now Bobby’s jaw drops.
“Kiddie porn? By Tiamat’s Twenty Tits, what the hell do you think goes on here Suzy?” Bobby says being genuinely offended.
“Well I don’t fucking know! I mean I know you guys participate in human sacrifice and commit incest like its no big deal! I mean you and your sister had to start experimenting with each other at an early age and taught that it was perfectly fine to do so. What the hell am I supposed to think?” you say.
“You could’ve just asked you know. You could’ve asked about Tiamat and all this other shit before jumping to your own conclusions. I’ve tried on many occasions to actually enlighten you on my religion but (Sigh) nevermind. We’ll get to THAT later, first let me allay your fears of any rampant pedophilia going on here of which there ISN’T. Or at least under my watch there won’t be.”
“So you’re saying that it has happened in your family.”
“Look, I’m not going to lie and say that maybe sometimes that shit HAS happened in the past with other family members, but I’m sure my family isn’t the only one that has had such elements in it. I mean what about your family? Like your old Uncle Ed?”
“Hey my Uncle Ed wasn’t a kiddie fiddler, he was just a plain old serial killer.” You say.
“Oh well, I guess he was a saint then, look my point is, I think you’ve got the wrong impression about all of us. All right, it’s true my family did tend to interbreed a bit more in the past and yeah by and large we don’t see it as some great taboo. However it wasn’t like it was a standard procedure to get the kids to start playing doctor at an early age. To be honest, I probably only grew close to Diana because my dad was a fucking tyrant who barely let any of us socialize with others our own age. Then after mom died…who WASN’T related to my dad by the way, Diana and me just grew even closer and…well I won’t go into anymore because I’m sure you don’t want to hear it. I’m just saying it wasn’t like my dad was telling us to fuck one another or else. If anything, my dad probably was a bigger prude than some Christian fundies. If he had known what was going on, he probably would’ve horse whipped the pair of us for distracting ourselves from Tiamat’s glory or some shit.”
Bobby holds up his hand before you can interrupt.
“So, what I’m saying is that any children we have aren’t going to be forced to have sex with each other or anyone else. That’s not part of the plan nor will it ever be.”
“Hmm, glad to hear it.” You say.
“Okay, are there any other concerns we need to discuss?”
“Well, I don’t see why we can’t get married sooner, like tomorrow for instance.”
“Because this Friday is perfect. I’ve already got things planned out.”
“Wait, I’m the bride, shouldn’t I be planning all this out? In fact why do I have practically no say in this?”
“Because…look…argh, fine besides wanting the wedding moved up what else do you want?”
“Well…I dunno. Okay, I guess I don’t have any ideas. That’s not the point though, it’s the principle that I want my voice to be heard.”
“Well trust me, after today it’s been more than heard. Look, if you DO have any requests, let me know because we can accommodate you…except pushing up the date. It really needs to be on Friday. Why do you want it pushed up anyway?”
“William told me I’m in danger with Diana until I’m actually married to you.”
“And I’m telling you not to worry about Diana anymore. I’m going to take care of that. And I wouldn’t listen to my cousin anyway. He’s a bit of a shit stirrer. Now is there anything else?”
“No, I guess that’s all the major things for now. So um, how was your day in town?”
At this point Bobby tells you about his trip back and forth to his house and while to an extent it was exciting, he was glad to get back home to you.
Bobby also goes on to tell you that a few more family members apparently arrived while he was gone and you were in self-isolation.
“Great, more people to hate me.”
“Don’t worry about it. Tomorrow, I’m definitely not going anywhere so I’ll be around to introduce you to everyone proper. You’re not going to get the Diana treatment by all of them. To be honest, what little the rest have seen of you, you’re ahead in the polls. Helen likes you of course. You managed to impress William and some of the kids thought you were, in their words a pretty blonde lady that was beating up their mean sister Diana or aunt Diana in some cases. Even my cousin Brandon said you seemed okay and he barely ever gives an opinion without his wife telling him what to think.”
“Well I guess that’s something I suppose.”
At this point Bobby goes back to reassuring you that everything will be fine and the pair of you spend the remainder of the night together. Eventually as the hours grow late the pair of you go to sleep.
Still, you can’t help but have your doubts and concerns even though Bobby alleviated a few of them. You still think you’re going to have to take matters into your own hands rather than rely solely on Bobby.
You head back to your room and lock the door. So much for being “social” today.
You spend most of your time doing what you used to do in your basement, which actually suits you just fine. Though in between your computer game downtime (Sadly no Internet here), you also do more thinking about your future here.
It isn’t just Diana, you’re going to have to do something about; it’s also this whole Tiamat religion. You wonder if you’re going to have to sacrifice people. You aren’t even sure if you have it in you to kill Diana in cold blood (Maybe in self defense though) how are you going to kill an innocent person?
You also are wondering about Bobby’s desire to have children and how that’s going to go. While you’ve never thought about being a mother, that’s actually one of your lesser concerns.
Bobby’s family has a “tradition” of interbreeding. As fucked up as your family was, there was never any of THAT going on and you’re not exactly comfortable with the idea of your offspring having sex with each other…and just HOW young is that encouraged anyway?
“Goddamnit Suzy, you really got yourself into a mess.” You say to yourself.
But its done now and you’re just going to have to muddle through. You briefly ponder escape, but you’re fairly certain that wouldn’t be a good idea even if you did manage to get out of the compound.
No, your best plan for now is to speak to Bobby about all this. Surely you’ve got some influence over him.
Hours pass and eventually when night starts to fall there’s a knock on the door.
“Hey, Suzy. It’s Bobby, why is the door locked?” you hear Bobby ask.
“Because I already had a fight with your bitch of a sister once today and I was avoiding any more potential conflict. Hold on…” you say and go to open the door.
You open the door and Bobby goes to hug you, though you barely return the favor.
“Suzy, shit, you should put something on that.” He remarks about your face bruising.
“I’m fine, stop! Don’t touch it. (Sigh) Look we’ve got A LOT to discuss. First of which is why the hell did you leave without telling me?”
“I actually didn’t plan on leaving at all, but I remembered a few things that I left back at the house that I thought we should have here so I figured I’d make a quick trip there which turned out to be a cluster fuck. Shit is getting worse in town. Anyway, I saw no reason to bother you since I figured you wouldn’t even bother leaving the room. I had it planned for Helen to come up to serve you food at appointed hours, of course she mentioned the fight when I finally got in and she wasn’t sure if she should bother you. Now I already heard some of it from the rest of the family and especially Diana, now why don’t you tell me what happened exactly?”
You recount the event to Bobby and then add your own displeasure about his sister in general.
“I know, I know, I’ll straighten it out.” Bobby remarks.
“You said that before and that bitch is still trying to kill me! You better do something about her permanently.” You say.
“Whoa, hold on now. I know you’re upset, but let’s rein it in a bit. I mean it probably wasn’t the best idea on your part to provoke her.”
Your jaw nearly drops.
“Bobby, I KNOW you just didn’t take her fucking side. Because if you are…”
“I’m NOT taking her fucking side! I’m just saying my sister is a lot of bark most of the time and she only reacts when someone really provokes her.”
“Oh, so what? Am I just supposed to put up with Diana’s abuse in silence? Be a doormat like Helen? NO! I had enough of that shit from Kelly, I didn’t come here just to repeat that cycle again! You told me you were the fucking leader of your family, shouldn’t you just be able to snap your fingers and they have to fall in fucking line?”
Bobby just hangs his head and slumps down on a chair.
“(Sigh) Alright, alright, you made your point and you’re right. You shouldn’t have to put up with that sort of treatment. I’ll handle Diana, but from now on don’t get into a fight with her if she’s being a bitch. Just ignore her.” Bobby says.
“Yeah well I’m not sure if that’s going to be an option if she pushes me too much, which brings me to some other issues.”
“Other issues? What the else fucking happened while I was gone?”
“Nothing, but I’ve been doing some thinking. If I’m going to be popping out children, I refuse to have them involved in some kiddie porn ring. I’m not having it! I can look past a lot, but that’s where I’m drawing the fucking line.” You say with authority.
Now Bobby’s jaw drops.
“Kiddie porn? By Tiamat’s Twenty Tits, what the hell do you think goes on here Suzy?” Bobby says being genuinely offended.
“Well I don’t fucking know! I mean I know you guys participate in human sacrifice and commit incest like its no big deal! I mean you and your sister had to start experimenting with each other at an early age and taught that it was perfectly fine to do so. What the hell am I supposed to think?” you say.
“You could’ve just asked you know. You could’ve asked about Tiamat and all this other shit before jumping to your own conclusions. I’ve tried on many occasions to actually enlighten you on my religion but (Sigh) nevermind. We’ll get to THAT later, first let me allay your fears of any rampant pedophilia going on here of which there ISN’T. Or at least under my watch there won’t be.”
“So you’re saying that it has happened in your family.”
“Look, I’m not going to lie and say that maybe sometimes that shit HAS happened in the past with other family members, but I’m sure my family isn’t the only one that has had such elements in it. I mean what about your family? Like your old Uncle Ed?”
“Hey my Uncle Ed wasn’t a kiddie fiddler, he was just a plain old serial killer.” You say.
“Oh well, I guess he was a saint then, look my point is, I think you’ve got the wrong impression about all of us. All right, it’s true my family did tend to interbreed a bit more in the past and yeah by and large we don’t see it as some great taboo. However it wasn’t like it was a standard procedure to get the kids to start playing doctor at an early age. To be honest, I probably only grew close to Diana because my dad was a fucking tyrant who barely let any of us socialize with others our own age. Then after mom died…who WASN’T related to my dad by the way, Diana and me just grew even closer and…well I won’t go into anymore because I’m sure you don’t want to hear it. I’m just saying it wasn’t like my dad was telling us to fuck one another or else. If anything, my dad probably was a bigger prude than some Christian fundies. If he had known what was going on, he probably would’ve horse whipped the pair of us for distracting ourselves from Tiamat’s glory or some shit.”
Bobby holds up his hand before you can interrupt.
“So, what I’m saying is that any children we have aren’t going to be forced to have sex with each other or anyone else. That’s not part of the plan nor will it ever be.”
“Hmm, glad to hear it.” You say.
“Okay, are there any other concerns we need to discuss?”
“Well, I don’t see why we can’t get married sooner, like tomorrow for instance.”
“Because this Friday is perfect. I’ve already got things planned out.”
“Wait, I’m the bride, shouldn’t I be planning all this out? In fact why do I have practically no say in this?”
“Because…look…argh, fine besides wanting the wedding moved up what else do you want?”
“Well…I dunno. Okay, I guess I don’t have any ideas. That’s not the point though, it’s the principle that I want my voice to be heard.”
“Well trust me, after today it’s been more than heard. Look, if you DO have any requests, let me know because we can accommodate you…except pushing up the date. It really needs to be on Friday. Why do you want it pushed up anyway?”
“William told me I’m in danger with Diana until I’m actually married to you.”
“And I’m telling you not to worry about Diana anymore. I’m going to take care of that. And I wouldn’t listen to my cousin anyway. He’s a bit of a shit stirrer. Now is there anything else?”
“No, I guess that’s all the major things for now. So um, how was your day in town?”
At this point Bobby tells you about his trip back and forth to his house and while to an extent it was exciting, he was glad to get back home to you.
Bobby also goes on to tell you that a few more family members apparently arrived while he was gone and you were in self-isolation.
“Great, more people to hate me.”
“Don’t worry about it. Tomorrow, I’m definitely not going anywhere so I’ll be around to introduce you to everyone proper. You’re not going to get the Diana treatment by all of them. To be honest, what little the rest have seen of you, you’re ahead in the polls. Helen likes you of course. You managed to impress William and some of the kids thought you were, in their words a pretty blonde lady that was beating up their mean sister Diana or aunt Diana in some cases. Even my cousin Brandon said you seemed okay and he barely ever gives an opinion without his wife telling him what to think.”
“Well I guess that’s something I suppose.”
At this point Bobby goes back to reassuring you that everything will be fine and the pair of you spend the remainder of the night together. Eventually as the hours grow late the pair of you go to sleep.
Still, you can’t help but have your doubts and concerns even though Bobby alleviated a few of them. You still think you’re going to have to take matters into your own hands rather than rely solely on Bobby.