Suzy’s Strange Saga
Once again, you can agree that it isn’t the safest place, but you still see no viable alternative of where to go because you’re getting the impression that it’s going to be fucked up no matter where you go.
“Still probably safer than getting on the road right now. I think we need to stay just a little bit longer.” You say.
“Jesus Christ I can’t believe you’re still willing to stay. (Sigh) Well, at this point I guess I’ve got no choice, but to stay too. I mean I think it’s pretty obvious by now that I can’t go it alone. I’m just not adapting well to this series of events like you seem to be.” Donna remarks.
“I dunno if I’m adapting or just so overwhelmed by what’s been going on this week that I’m just going with what my instincts are.”
“Well you’re a far cry from the wallflower you were.” Your sister says.
“Yeah, I suppose, but I’d actually rather be on my couch in the basement back home.”
“At this point, I’d rather be on that couch right next to you.” Donna laughs.
You and Donna leave Jimmy Ray’s trailer and head back to yours. Along the way you bump into Tina who is carrying two big meat hooks.
“So, you and blondie survived, glad to see it, because there are a shitload of bodies that need cleanin’ up.” Tina says.
Tina looks at you as if that’s the last thing she wants to be doing.
“Um…” Tina starts to say.
“Uh, my sister is still really shaken up by the attack, nearly got eaten an’ all you understand. She needs to lie down in the trailer, but I’ll be glad to help.”
Tina shakes her head at Donna and turns her attention to you.
“Come on then blondie.” She says and you tell Donna you’ll see her later.
You follow Tina where there are more than a few dead bodies of those things and two other women are standing by with meat hooks. One of the women is a little bigger and taller than everyone else and has short hair like a buzzcut. The other one is similar to Tina except with curlier hair.
“K, this is Mary Lou an’ the giant over there is Butchie Billie. An’ this one here with me is our newest addition to our wonderful community, blondie.”
“It’s Suzy, actually.” You say.
“Yeah, whatever. Let’s start moving these dead fucks before Mel gets back an’ bitches about it. Nevermind, the fact that Mel and the rest of his fuckin’ friends should be here doing this instead of traipsin’ off to town.” Tina says as she digs a meat hook into a body
“Well they said they were going for medical supplies.” Billie says following suit.
“Damn fool thing to do really, I told him so too. I told him that right now he should focus on rebuilding the barricades around this place. I mean yeah I know more medical supplies would be useful, but really we got enough to get by for now and for those that got all bit up…well…” Tina trails off, but you know what she’s getting at.
“You…think we should kill them?” Mary Lou asks, shoving her own meat hook in.
“I didn’t say that. I’m just sayin’ that perhaps wastin’ medicine on them isn’t the best idea because they’re probably goners anyway. I mean don’t you think so? I mean those crazy fuckers biting people had to have been sick with something right? How do we know it isn’t spread through biting or even worse just being close to ‘em? At least Mel had the sense to put all those folks in one trailer though.”
You’re having a little difficulty putting in your hook. It isn’t like you’ve done this before.
“You need help there blondie? You’re holding us up.” Tina asks.
“No, I…got it. There.” You say as the hook sinks in.
“Okay, lift everyone.” Tina says and all four of you do so. Billie’s probably doing the majority of the work though.
As you carry/drag the body to the open field behind the trailer park, Billie continues the conversation.
“Well I admit, them possibly bein’ infected is a concern for me too, but I’m sort of surprised Mel didn’t shoot them just to be safe, I mean we all know he isn’t excessively compassionate.” Billie remarks.
Tina laughs a bit.
“Well that’s true, in fact I almost guarantee if they were anyone else he might’ve just done that, but one of Mel’s few endearing traits is he’s got a sense of loyalty. And I know he feels like he should at least try to help those that watched his back during the recent battle. Not to mention he is drinking buddies with most of ‘em, despite the fact he doesn’t think very highly of ‘em. Oh well, hopefully he’ll be successful with his trip.”
You almost ask, but then stop yourself. Tina however has already noticed your stifled attempt at continuing the conversation.
“If you got somethin’ to say blondie, say it.” Tina remarks.
“Well, I was just gonna ask, do you think he’ll even come back?”
“Shit blondie, that’s a pretty fuckin’ grim ass question. And if I were anyone else I’d probably be pretty upset by the implications, but I’m not worried about Mel. He’ll get back here some how. Everyone else might be dead, but I’m confident he’ll come back.”
“Hey didn’t Jimmy Ray go with them? I hope he comes back too!” Mary Lou remarks.
“Heh, guess you’re a little late on the update there Mary, but blondie’s sister Donna currently has her own hooks in Jimmy right now.”
“What!? That asshole told me how I was the only one for him last week!” Mary Lou exclaims. “Hey blondie, tell your homewreckin’ cunt of a sister to keep her hands off my man!”
You briefly wonder why Mary Lou who also having blonde hair is calling you blondie. (Granted hers is out of a bottle unlike your natural magnificence)
“Yeah, I’ll pass it on to her.” You remark apathetically.
At this point you reach your destination where a few other bodies have been placed and the four of you unhook the body and make your way back to the park to presumably get another body.
“Hey, Suzy isn’t it?” Billie suddenly pipes up.
“Yeah?” you ask turning your head a bit to look at Billie who is walking behind you.
“Do you have an older sister by the name of Kelly who participates in the fight clubs in town?”
“Yes, I do. How did you know?” you ask.
“Because in the locker room she used to constantly bitch about having a pretty blonde sister by the name of Suzy that didn’t do shit around the house and another one by the name of Donna that was a complete whore. I took a shot in the dark that you and this Donna were the same ones that might be related to her.”
“Oh. Well you got it right. Wow, didn’t realize she complained about us at…her work.”
“Eh, she mostly complained about you. I mean ALL the fuckin’ time. Most of us were sick to death of hearing her bitch. So where is Kelly anyway?”
“Dunno. Don’t really care either. Knowing her she’s probably surviving this bullshit somehow though. Were you and her an item or something?” you ask.
“Fuck no! I hated that cunt. That bitch knocked out three of my teeth in our last match! I almost had her, but I know that cunt spiked my drink with something before the match! Anyway she was straight, but I figured you knew that.”
“Hm, sort of surprising. Just figured she was a lesbian. My whole family did actually.” You say.
“Nah, she tried to get with so many of the guys at the fight club it was actually kind of pathetic. She actually would’ve been a whore like your sister Donna had she actually been successful. As it stands she was more like a rapist since she’d routinely intimidate some of the scrawny audience members into having sex with her.”
This revelation about Kelly is pretty interesting, but you don’t think you need to know too much more.
“Yikes, is all I got to say about that.” You remark.
“Yeah, but I will say this, her physical description of you doesn’t do you justice. You’re much prettier.” Billie says and them smiles with a couple of missing teeth.
You turn your head back away and close your eyes in horror at such a thought. Tina glances over at you and smirks.
“Kinda disturbin’ to think she’s been starin at yer ass this whole time isn’t it blondie?” Tina says.
“Now that’s not true, I’ve been starin’ at yours as well.” Billie laughs.
“Pfft, honey, EVERYONE stares at my fuckin’ ass.” Tina says puffing up slightly in pride.
When you get back to the trailer park, Mel and the rest have already returned. In the distance you see him slamming his truck door and hear him swearing.
“I guess it didn’t go well. (Sigh) Let me go see what happened. As for the rest of these bodies, you can keep moving them if y’all want, but as far as I’m concerned Mel and whoever survived their trip can do it instead. I’m done with this mess.”
At this point Tina leaves and seeing as you don’t particularly want to move any more bodies you head back to your trailer. Eventually you arrive and collapse on your sofa.
“Suzy?” Donna asks coming from out of her room.
“Yeah, it’s me. Man, I’m tired. I think the stress of the day is really catching up to me. Oh Mel’s back, guess it didn’t go as planned if he’s back already.”
“Is Jimmy Ray with him?”
“Dunno, I just saw Mel getting out of his truck and cussing up a storm.”
“I guess I’ll go check. Hope so…”
“Wait a minute, weren’t you just ready to rob the guy blind a moment ago?” you ask.
“Well that was a different situation. I mean if we’re going to stay here, it’s best I latch on to the best looking guy here right? Isn’t that what you said?”
“Actually I said becoming self-sufficient, but I suppose grabbing one of the guys so you’re only sleeping with one as opposed to several works too. Well good luck. Oh there’s a girl with a bad bleached blonde job by the name of Mary Lou that’s got her eyes on him, so you might have some competition.”
“Pfft. They haven’t made anyone that can compete with me. Let alone around here. I mean come on, it’s not even a contest.” Donna remarks.
“Well glad to see your confidence still remains strong in all this. Have fun and be careful. I’m going to get some rest.”
And with that you leave Donna to her own devices and turn over on your side to get some sleep. As you drift off you figure you’ll only get a few hours before someone wakes you up to do something, but as it turns out, you sleep through the entire night.
“Still probably safer than getting on the road right now. I think we need to stay just a little bit longer.” You say.
“Jesus Christ I can’t believe you’re still willing to stay. (Sigh) Well, at this point I guess I’ve got no choice, but to stay too. I mean I think it’s pretty obvious by now that I can’t go it alone. I’m just not adapting well to this series of events like you seem to be.” Donna remarks.
“I dunno if I’m adapting or just so overwhelmed by what’s been going on this week that I’m just going with what my instincts are.”
“Well you’re a far cry from the wallflower you were.” Your sister says.
“Yeah, I suppose, but I’d actually rather be on my couch in the basement back home.”
“At this point, I’d rather be on that couch right next to you.” Donna laughs.
You and Donna leave Jimmy Ray’s trailer and head back to yours. Along the way you bump into Tina who is carrying two big meat hooks.
“So, you and blondie survived, glad to see it, because there are a shitload of bodies that need cleanin’ up.” Tina says.
Tina looks at you as if that’s the last thing she wants to be doing.
“Um…” Tina starts to say.
“Uh, my sister is still really shaken up by the attack, nearly got eaten an’ all you understand. She needs to lie down in the trailer, but I’ll be glad to help.”
Tina shakes her head at Donna and turns her attention to you.
“Come on then blondie.” She says and you tell Donna you’ll see her later.
You follow Tina where there are more than a few dead bodies of those things and two other women are standing by with meat hooks. One of the women is a little bigger and taller than everyone else and has short hair like a buzzcut. The other one is similar to Tina except with curlier hair.
“K, this is Mary Lou an’ the giant over there is Butchie Billie. An’ this one here with me is our newest addition to our wonderful community, blondie.”
“It’s Suzy, actually.” You say.
“Yeah, whatever. Let’s start moving these dead fucks before Mel gets back an’ bitches about it. Nevermind, the fact that Mel and the rest of his fuckin’ friends should be here doing this instead of traipsin’ off to town.” Tina says as she digs a meat hook into a body
“Well they said they were going for medical supplies.” Billie says following suit.
“Damn fool thing to do really, I told him so too. I told him that right now he should focus on rebuilding the barricades around this place. I mean yeah I know more medical supplies would be useful, but really we got enough to get by for now and for those that got all bit up…well…” Tina trails off, but you know what she’s getting at.
“You…think we should kill them?” Mary Lou asks, shoving her own meat hook in.
“I didn’t say that. I’m just sayin’ that perhaps wastin’ medicine on them isn’t the best idea because they’re probably goners anyway. I mean don’t you think so? I mean those crazy fuckers biting people had to have been sick with something right? How do we know it isn’t spread through biting or even worse just being close to ‘em? At least Mel had the sense to put all those folks in one trailer though.”
You’re having a little difficulty putting in your hook. It isn’t like you’ve done this before.
“You need help there blondie? You’re holding us up.” Tina asks.
“No, I…got it. There.” You say as the hook sinks in.
“Okay, lift everyone.” Tina says and all four of you do so. Billie’s probably doing the majority of the work though.
As you carry/drag the body to the open field behind the trailer park, Billie continues the conversation.
“Well I admit, them possibly bein’ infected is a concern for me too, but I’m sort of surprised Mel didn’t shoot them just to be safe, I mean we all know he isn’t excessively compassionate.” Billie remarks.
Tina laughs a bit.
“Well that’s true, in fact I almost guarantee if they were anyone else he might’ve just done that, but one of Mel’s few endearing traits is he’s got a sense of loyalty. And I know he feels like he should at least try to help those that watched his back during the recent battle. Not to mention he is drinking buddies with most of ‘em, despite the fact he doesn’t think very highly of ‘em. Oh well, hopefully he’ll be successful with his trip.”
You almost ask, but then stop yourself. Tina however has already noticed your stifled attempt at continuing the conversation.
“If you got somethin’ to say blondie, say it.” Tina remarks.
“Well, I was just gonna ask, do you think he’ll even come back?”
“Shit blondie, that’s a pretty fuckin’ grim ass question. And if I were anyone else I’d probably be pretty upset by the implications, but I’m not worried about Mel. He’ll get back here some how. Everyone else might be dead, but I’m confident he’ll come back.”
“Hey didn’t Jimmy Ray go with them? I hope he comes back too!” Mary Lou remarks.
“Heh, guess you’re a little late on the update there Mary, but blondie’s sister Donna currently has her own hooks in Jimmy right now.”
“What!? That asshole told me how I was the only one for him last week!” Mary Lou exclaims. “Hey blondie, tell your homewreckin’ cunt of a sister to keep her hands off my man!”
You briefly wonder why Mary Lou who also having blonde hair is calling you blondie. (Granted hers is out of a bottle unlike your natural magnificence)
“Yeah, I’ll pass it on to her.” You remark apathetically.
At this point you reach your destination where a few other bodies have been placed and the four of you unhook the body and make your way back to the park to presumably get another body.
“Hey, Suzy isn’t it?” Billie suddenly pipes up.
“Yeah?” you ask turning your head a bit to look at Billie who is walking behind you.
“Do you have an older sister by the name of Kelly who participates in the fight clubs in town?”
“Yes, I do. How did you know?” you ask.
“Because in the locker room she used to constantly bitch about having a pretty blonde sister by the name of Suzy that didn’t do shit around the house and another one by the name of Donna that was a complete whore. I took a shot in the dark that you and this Donna were the same ones that might be related to her.”
“Oh. Well you got it right. Wow, didn’t realize she complained about us at…her work.”
“Eh, she mostly complained about you. I mean ALL the fuckin’ time. Most of us were sick to death of hearing her bitch. So where is Kelly anyway?”
“Dunno. Don’t really care either. Knowing her she’s probably surviving this bullshit somehow though. Were you and her an item or something?” you ask.
“Fuck no! I hated that cunt. That bitch knocked out three of my teeth in our last match! I almost had her, but I know that cunt spiked my drink with something before the match! Anyway she was straight, but I figured you knew that.”
“Hm, sort of surprising. Just figured she was a lesbian. My whole family did actually.” You say.
“Nah, she tried to get with so many of the guys at the fight club it was actually kind of pathetic. She actually would’ve been a whore like your sister Donna had she actually been successful. As it stands she was more like a rapist since she’d routinely intimidate some of the scrawny audience members into having sex with her.”
This revelation about Kelly is pretty interesting, but you don’t think you need to know too much more.
“Yikes, is all I got to say about that.” You remark.
“Yeah, but I will say this, her physical description of you doesn’t do you justice. You’re much prettier.” Billie says and them smiles with a couple of missing teeth.
You turn your head back away and close your eyes in horror at such a thought. Tina glances over at you and smirks.
“Kinda disturbin’ to think she’s been starin at yer ass this whole time isn’t it blondie?” Tina says.
“Now that’s not true, I’ve been starin’ at yours as well.” Billie laughs.
“Pfft, honey, EVERYONE stares at my fuckin’ ass.” Tina says puffing up slightly in pride.
When you get back to the trailer park, Mel and the rest have already returned. In the distance you see him slamming his truck door and hear him swearing.
“I guess it didn’t go well. (Sigh) Let me go see what happened. As for the rest of these bodies, you can keep moving them if y’all want, but as far as I’m concerned Mel and whoever survived their trip can do it instead. I’m done with this mess.”
At this point Tina leaves and seeing as you don’t particularly want to move any more bodies you head back to your trailer. Eventually you arrive and collapse on your sofa.
“Suzy?” Donna asks coming from out of her room.
“Yeah, it’s me. Man, I’m tired. I think the stress of the day is really catching up to me. Oh Mel’s back, guess it didn’t go as planned if he’s back already.”
“Is Jimmy Ray with him?”
“Dunno, I just saw Mel getting out of his truck and cussing up a storm.”
“I guess I’ll go check. Hope so…”
“Wait a minute, weren’t you just ready to rob the guy blind a moment ago?” you ask.
“Well that was a different situation. I mean if we’re going to stay here, it’s best I latch on to the best looking guy here right? Isn’t that what you said?”
“Actually I said becoming self-sufficient, but I suppose grabbing one of the guys so you’re only sleeping with one as opposed to several works too. Well good luck. Oh there’s a girl with a bad bleached blonde job by the name of Mary Lou that’s got her eyes on him, so you might have some competition.”
“Pfft. They haven’t made anyone that can compete with me. Let alone around here. I mean come on, it’s not even a contest.” Donna remarks.
“Well glad to see your confidence still remains strong in all this. Have fun and be careful. I’m going to get some rest.”
And with that you leave Donna to her own devices and turn over on your side to get some sleep. As you drift off you figure you’ll only get a few hours before someone wakes you up to do something, but as it turns out, you sleep through the entire night.