Sacrifice

You swim to the ghost ship and get on board. The ghost captain looks at you and goes "Arrr!"

You pull down your pants and leap onto the ghost and rape him. He is not pleased.


"This ship ferries souls to the afterlife" He says after knocking you down with his ghost hands.


"But I'm not dead" You say.


"Not yet, now kiss me." The ghost captain says

You tongue the good captain.

Afterwards you ask if you can have a toothbrush.


"Maybe, bitch."