The Prophet
You worship Alru your entire life and now he wants you to leave everything he has given you? What a cruel joke of a god this Alru pretends to be. You are insulted by his brash demands. You quickly devise of a way to anger him the most so he may forever leave you alone. Maybe afterwards go worship a god of the harvest instead of this clown.
You throw back your robe and expose your testicles to Alru the almighty. You flap them around like a soppy sack of old potatoes. The galaxy spanning eyes of Alru gaze upon your gnarled forest of pubes and he is not amused.
"You throw it all away then Itus? After all I've given you?" The emerald clad beard man states plainly.
"If I had known you were going to take it all away eventually I would of never worshiped you! You are a false lord! A deceiver and snake!" You bellow.
A moment of silence between the levitating deity and a man holding balls in his hand.
"So be it." Alru snaps his fingers and Itus' farm erupts in flames. From the balcony he witnesses his farm hands running from their homes on fire, screaming in agony. Your livestock explodes from seemingly no cause, showering the fields with blood and organs. Your wife, disturbed by the noises, awakes and runs to the balcony.
"Darling, What's happ.." She is turned to stone before she can even utter another word. You now realize the immense mistake you have made in angering Alru.
"Please! Spare me! I didn't mean for it to go this far! Please, just STOP!" Begging on your knees, Alru's face does not indicate your potential fate.
"You wanted nothing from me I thought? I am a fair lord, granting your wish. You shall lose everything I've ever given you. Including your life."
"No! NOOOO! I'll do-" With another snap of his fingers, your testicles explode. Body drenched in blood you crawl back towards your bedroom in some sort of pathetic attempt to escape an all seeing god. Alru opens his mouth and a white flame spews out, incinerating you and the entire household.
You throw back your robe and expose your testicles to Alru the almighty. You flap them around like a soppy sack of old potatoes. The galaxy spanning eyes of Alru gaze upon your gnarled forest of pubes and he is not amused.
"You throw it all away then Itus? After all I've given you?" The emerald clad beard man states plainly.
"If I had known you were going to take it all away eventually I would of never worshiped you! You are a false lord! A deceiver and snake!" You bellow.
A moment of silence between the levitating deity and a man holding balls in his hand.
"So be it." Alru snaps his fingers and Itus' farm erupts in flames. From the balcony he witnesses his farm hands running from their homes on fire, screaming in agony. Your livestock explodes from seemingly no cause, showering the fields with blood and organs. Your wife, disturbed by the noises, awakes and runs to the balcony.
"Darling, What's happ.." She is turned to stone before she can even utter another word. You now realize the immense mistake you have made in angering Alru.
"Please! Spare me! I didn't mean for it to go this far! Please, just STOP!" Begging on your knees, Alru's face does not indicate your potential fate.
"You wanted nothing from me I thought? I am a fair lord, granting your wish. You shall lose everything I've ever given you. Including your life."
"No! NOOOO! I'll do-" With another snap of his fingers, your testicles explode. Body drenched in blood you crawl back towards your bedroom in some sort of pathetic attempt to escape an all seeing god. Alru opens his mouth and a white flame spews out, incinerating you and the entire household.
