Relic

You go to piss with the dudermeisters cuz you gotta take a wicked whizz. As your peeing on a palm tree, you notice Raoul is checkin out your package. He is drooling. You look down at his and see he has a micro penis, no bigger than an acorn.

You laugh at him. He asks you to sword fight because you have insulted his honor.

You tell him you can't take an acorn dick man seriously. He starts to cry.

You feel bad cuz Raoul was your bro earlier. When you high five someone, thats a bond tighter than blood. You're not sure how to make it up to him.