Relic
You tell Raoul that he's your brah and that you are sorry for his ridiculous micro penis. You say that you think hes a fag and that Bailey is a fag as well.
Raoul perks up, as does his acorn cock. He goes to the whizzing Bailey and starts dry humping him. Bailey freaks out because he is not gay and punches Raoul in the face. Bailey walks up to him pants down and finishes urinating on Raouls face.
Not pleased with such an unpleasant moment, Raoul takes his machete and cuts off Baileys wang. Bailey screams and is bleeding all over the place. He picks up his shotgun and blows Raouls head off, it spirals into the bushes.
Bailey falls to his knees, quickly losing a lot of blood. You watch him die. Now you have the ladies all to yourself.
Raoul perks up, as does his acorn cock. He goes to the whizzing Bailey and starts dry humping him. Bailey freaks out because he is not gay and punches Raoul in the face. Bailey walks up to him pants down and finishes urinating on Raouls face.
Not pleased with such an unpleasant moment, Raoul takes his machete and cuts off Baileys wang. Bailey screams and is bleeding all over the place. He picks up his shotgun and blows Raouls head off, it spirals into the bushes.
Bailey falls to his knees, quickly losing a lot of blood. You watch him die. Now you have the ladies all to yourself.