Kurt the Clerk
You tense...There has to be something there...There is something there...You can feel it....
You attempt to deny your sensory-perceptions..They have decieved you...Possibly.
But you can sense the presence of a person...A thing....
It terrifies you, you cannot detect what's there.
You scan the area a second time.
Protruding from behind the isle in front of you, is something shaped like an....
....Ass!
"What the FUCK!?" You yell, there's a brown object being slowly pushed from the arse...
That's what you were sensing...Perhaps you had smelt him fart. Eurgh...
You attempt to deny your sensory-perceptions..They have decieved you...Possibly.
But you can sense the presence of a person...A thing....
It terrifies you, you cannot detect what's there.
You scan the area a second time.
Protruding from behind the isle in front of you, is something shaped like an....
....Ass!
"What the FUCK!?" You yell, there's a brown object being slowly pushed from the arse...
That's what you were sensing...Perhaps you had smelt him fart. Eurgh...