Kurt the Clerk

You tense...There has to be something there...There is something there...You can feel it....


You attempt to deny your sensory-perceptions..They have decieved you...Possibly.


But you can sense the presence of a person...A thing....


It terrifies you, you cannot detect what's there.

You scan the area a second time.


Protruding from behind the isle in front of you, is something shaped like an....




....Ass!


"What the FUCK!?" You yell, there's a brown object being slowly pushed from the arse...


That's what you were sensing...Perhaps you had smelt him fart. Eurgh...