The Adventure of Adventurely Adventuring!

"Good. I would not want to waste more time taking your stomach and unfilling the contents. Now. Bon appetite? Is that the word? It does not matter. Let us commence devouring these rather delightful foods our chef has served us, his compliments, I must say it is very delicious." You eye him eagerly wishing he would shut-the-fuck-up and let you eat to get this over with, the other half of you wants to stay here in this wonderous unique place full of these strange people and want to expermiment with their foods they have put their time and effort into just to produce this for you. You tuck into a creature which resembles a chicken, well cooked, it tastes quite like chicken, but it's less dry, like they'd watered it recently. But you could tell it was the natural taste of the meat. You managed to make it through the whole animal, somehow, you began to wonder if they'd increased your intestine width, or your stomach size, because boy you had an appetite, you wolfishly devoured a huge chunk of bread, that has some kind of food spread on top, blue in colour, at first you hesitated, perhaps it was blueberry..you doubted it. You took a bite, to be rewarded with a sweet taste, it somewhat tasted like wine, mixed with a drop of gin, or beer, but it was a completely different taste. To compare alchohol with a blue substance that's spread on bread? How does that make sense. Well, it makes more sense than giving an angry old man a heart attack, then suddenly being abducted by an Alien Space-ship.






After 20 minutes of stuffing your face, you're finished. And your results are announced....