Innkeeper
You can't afford to fire her and you don't even want to risk threatening her with it lest she call your bluff and leave.
"Will you listen to yourself for one moment? All I'm saying is to get your kids in line because they're not just fucking up MY business, but they're actually fucking up yours by proxy! If you won't do it for me, at least do it for your own self-preservation!"
"Sounds like you're threatening to fire me again. If you're going to do it, do it and stop beating around the fucking fairy bush shithead!"
You shake your head at Wendy's insults. It's obvious she isn't going to listen to reason this way, so you try another tactic.
"Look, I'm not going to fire you, but you're going to have to find another place to live. I can't have your kids screwing up my business like this. If this is unacceptable to you, well I suppose I can't stop you from quitting, but seriously I think you know I have a point here."
Wendy is a little caught of guard since she figured you might back down from this completely.
"Wha shit. You do have a point. I know they're little monsters. Look I'll talk to them, I'll get them in line."
"I'm glad you see it my way, but the time for that has passed. I think it would be best for our future working relationship if you didn't live here anymore."
"But come on you can't fucking throw us out like this! I at least need time to find a new place!"
"I'm not throwing you out right now, but you need to find a new place by the end of next month."
"Okay okay. But hey, if I manage to get my kids to behave within that time can we stay?" Wendy asks hopefully, which is odd to you considering how she was just behaving. You've never seen her act in such a desperate fashion before. In fact you're pretty surprised she hasn't called you a bunch of names again, though she might've realized now that isn't going to work.
"Will you listen to yourself for one moment? All I'm saying is to get your kids in line because they're not just fucking up MY business, but they're actually fucking up yours by proxy! If you won't do it for me, at least do it for your own self-preservation!"
"Sounds like you're threatening to fire me again. If you're going to do it, do it and stop beating around the fucking fairy bush shithead!"
You shake your head at Wendy's insults. It's obvious she isn't going to listen to reason this way, so you try another tactic.
"Look, I'm not going to fire you, but you're going to have to find another place to live. I can't have your kids screwing up my business like this. If this is unacceptable to you, well I suppose I can't stop you from quitting, but seriously I think you know I have a point here."
Wendy is a little caught of guard since she figured you might back down from this completely.
"Wha shit. You do have a point. I know they're little monsters. Look I'll talk to them, I'll get them in line."
"I'm glad you see it my way, but the time for that has passed. I think it would be best for our future working relationship if you didn't live here anymore."
"But come on you can't fucking throw us out like this! I at least need time to find a new place!"
"I'm not throwing you out right now, but you need to find a new place by the end of next month."
"Okay okay. But hey, if I manage to get my kids to behave within that time can we stay?" Wendy asks hopefully, which is odd to you considering how she was just behaving. You've never seen her act in such a desperate fashion before. In fact you're pretty surprised she hasn't called you a bunch of names again, though she might've realized now that isn't going to work.