a day as someone else

You decide you need tranquility at this point. Nothing like nature for the job. Yet after a few hours of wandering the vast woods, you are grabbed by a rather unsightly man and pinned against a tree. He looks at you with wild eyes. He flips out a knife and starts cutting at your top. Well, this isn't good. A hottie heads into the woods and gets attacked by a rapist? Who'd have thought?

"Don't worry, baby" he says, licking up your tears "I ain't gonna hurt a hair on your head".