Alien Abduction!!1!

..... You step back a ways and then take a running start with a jump roundhouse kick and scream to the glass. You end up flat on your butt grabbing your foot in agony. "Owwwwwwwww..." you moan. Yeah, that wasn't the smartest idea. So, you look around for another weapon. But, the room is just full of furniture and strange control panels. You bonk your head with your palm. The control panel, duhhhhh! You stroll over to it and stare at it, thinking a moment. Then you shove your body against it, tipping it slightly. It's heavy, but you manage to get your hands under it and pick it up. You grunt as you turn and chuck it at the glass. With a giant CRASH the glass smashes into smitterines and the liquid and kid inside spills all over the floor. (What? You thought you would just push buttons on the control panel? Well, obviously you're prone to violence, so I just thought you may take the caveman approach....) Well, anyways, it worked. You approach the boy sputtering and flopping on the floor. As you touch him, he struggles and flops around in your arms. His eyes snap open and his head whips around wildly. You pin his flailing arms and legs down and see that the breathing apparatus thing is still covering his face. So you pry it off. You rip the tubes from the device and free the boy's mouth. He then screams shrilly in your ears. "Calm down! I'm saving you! St-.. SHUT UP!" you snap as he screams. But he doesn't. So you slap him hard across the face. And the boy finally stops. He blinks hard and looks at you. Then his face lights up! "H...H.....Helll....p!" he manages. You shush him and help him to his feet. But he just flops back down. "Stand up," you tell him. But again he simply flops down. It occurs to you that he can't stand. "Alright, don't stand up." You decide to free everyone else right away while there's time. But you look around and find that there are a whole bunch of these tanks. You also see that there aren't enough heavy objects to chuck at the tanks. Darn! But then a great idea pops in your very violent mind. You approach the first tank in the lonnnnnng line of tanks. And with a few steps back, you charge it and barrel right into it with all your weight. It doesn't break it, but it sways back and forth a little. You flop down onto the ground. But you look up to watch the huge container sway... Come on, come on, you pray. And yes! It tips backwards, right into the next tank, and like dominoes, they smash into each other, shattering and sending people and liquid flying everywhere. "All right!" you cheer. All the people start screaming and flopping everywhere. The sound is worse than anything you've ever heard!! "Auuughhhhhhh!" you moan you cover your ears.