Bet You Can't Kill Yourself

You extend spread eagle as you embrace the fall. Once the ground comes into clear view it seems you're over a building of some sorts. You go crashing into the skylight. Luckily it was right over the furniture section of some department store. Saved by posturepedic mattress. It knocks the wind out of you and you got a few scrapes from the glass but other than that you're fine.