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Bet You Can't Kill Yourself
Written by
KingMalice
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You arrive in front of the First Baptist church and wonder how blasphemous is it really to kill yourself at a church you're already going to hell
You have 5 choices:
Jump off the roof
Impale yourself on the candle holder
Drown yourself in the holy water
To the public pool
Back to the park
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