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I made an excuse and am now holed up in the lounge. I've made myself more green tea...mmm, nice. I'm stressed out from faking sickness and the tea helps.

I'll just relax for a bit....I'm sick, I'm allowed to. Maybe one more mug of tea....

Ahhhhhh.....

Wow, has it been a whole hour? Heh, I should get back to my desk before.....oh, lordy, I really have to pee! Bathroom time!

Phew, I almost didn't make it. Well, that's what I get for drinking so much green tea. Now I've got a headache, and....kinda stuffy....

Wait a gosh-darned minute, I think I'm ACTUALLY getting sick! Are you serious, Universe?

NOW what should I do?