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Woohoo, sick day! I shall sit around and eat ice cream and watch daytime soaps!

Lordy, no, just kidding. I'm not that bad. But I am bad enough to fake a hoarse voice on the phone with LaVerne. She sounded annoyed that I wasn't coming in, but then, she always sounds annoyed.

So, I'm home alone. And bored. Do I really have to wait around for fate to throw the man of my dreams in my lap? The Leo prediction said I can't try to force anything. So no calling the plumber in the hope that he is young, attractive, and single!

But I need to do SOMETHING, darn it. I'm not used to a genuine break in my work week. If I don't do anything, I'll go stir-crazy, and I can get weird and hyper when I'm stir-crazy.

Although...maybe that's exactly what I need.

What should I do?
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