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Bet You Can't Kill Yourself
Written by
KingMalice
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R: Restricted - Adult
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You stand in front of your neighbor's house. The house is kept in immaculate condition by Col. Kohnson a 68 retired marine with a bad attitude and a huge gun collection. Maybe he can help.
You have 5 choices:
Impale yourself on garden gnome
Enter garage
Knock on door
To the corner store
Go back to front yard
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