The Adventure of Adventurely Adventuring!
You rant and yell at the top of your voice as you're handcuffed and sent to 'Curlist's Place for People Who Like To Do Bad Things.' (CPPWLTDBT. :D) One of the most retarded imprisonment name in history.
Your prisonmate's name is Earnest. He's a tough guy. Which is an understatement. He's most likely the most strongest guy in this prison. His muscles are, when I say huge, I mean HUGE! His bald head reflects sunlight, and you curiously wonder if you could ever see your face in it. He sits around for an hour, pumping up those muscles, he'll probably rip them so severely one day they'll be beyond repair. He's got a tattoo with a heart on it claiming he loves his mom. You doubt it. You couldn't imagine him loving anyone.
He's tough. Overly effeciently tough. Which is a good thing for you, but at the same time, a very bad thing. You could befriend this beast, somehow. But if you get on his badside. You might aswell go outside, dig a ditch, and bury yourself in it. Because. You won't get out of this alive. Unless of course, he's homosexual and he likes your ass. Which is kind of a possibility. It's a thing you would never expect, you'd punch yourself in the face hearing that straight from him.
Now that you've thought about it. He's pumping iron at the moment. But it's the only chance you'll probably get to talk to him. You've suddenly become very curious. He may be occupied with his metal. How do you approach him?
Your prisonmate's name is Earnest. He's a tough guy. Which is an understatement. He's most likely the most strongest guy in this prison. His muscles are, when I say huge, I mean HUGE! His bald head reflects sunlight, and you curiously wonder if you could ever see your face in it. He sits around for an hour, pumping up those muscles, he'll probably rip them so severely one day they'll be beyond repair. He's got a tattoo with a heart on it claiming he loves his mom. You doubt it. You couldn't imagine him loving anyone.
He's tough. Overly effeciently tough. Which is a good thing for you, but at the same time, a very bad thing. You could befriend this beast, somehow. But if you get on his badside. You might aswell go outside, dig a ditch, and bury yourself in it. Because. You won't get out of this alive. Unless of course, he's homosexual and he likes your ass. Which is kind of a possibility. It's a thing you would never expect, you'd punch yourself in the face hearing that straight from him.
Now that you've thought about it. He's pumping iron at the moment. But it's the only chance you'll probably get to talk to him. You've suddenly become very curious. He may be occupied with his metal. How do you approach him?