Alien Abduction!!1!
(What's behind door number two, Mary?) (Well, Bob, let's find out!) Sorry. Ignore that.
You open the door slowly. The hinge creaks as the cobwebs tear and spiders crawl back into the darkness. Your heart pounds, not quite knowing what to expect. It could be someone ready to take you back to the room with the hideous torture devices. You may never return, it all depends on what's behind the dark door, in the cold pale room.... "EEEEKKK!" Rayner shrieks and hides behind you fearfully. You look at him strangely. "Get a hold of yourself, man! It's just a door." So you stop with the drama and wham that darn thing open. You find yourself inside a cramped little pod. "Is this....? It is!!!" you cry out. It's an escape pod!" You jump for joy. Rayner jumps with you, but bangs his horns on the short ceiling. "Is this a way home?" you ask. He gives you the thumbs-up. You sit yourself down in one of the lumpy chairs. (There's two.) You're really frickin excited to get out of this deathtrap place, when... You see how many buttons are in front of you. Dang it, you think. Is this another "Which button do I press?" thing? (Well, that depends....) Rayner turns to you. "Rayner..... you home!" He makes a flying motion.
You open the door slowly. The hinge creaks as the cobwebs tear and spiders crawl back into the darkness. Your heart pounds, not quite knowing what to expect. It could be someone ready to take you back to the room with the hideous torture devices. You may never return, it all depends on what's behind the dark door, in the cold pale room.... "EEEEKKK!" Rayner shrieks and hides behind you fearfully. You look at him strangely. "Get a hold of yourself, man! It's just a door." So you stop with the drama and wham that darn thing open. You find yourself inside a cramped little pod. "Is this....? It is!!!" you cry out. It's an escape pod!" You jump for joy. Rayner jumps with you, but bangs his horns on the short ceiling. "Is this a way home?" you ask. He gives you the thumbs-up. You sit yourself down in one of the lumpy chairs. (There's two.) You're really frickin excited to get out of this deathtrap place, when... You see how many buttons are in front of you. Dang it, you think. Is this another "Which button do I press?" thing? (Well, that depends....) Rayner turns to you. "Rayner..... you home!" He makes a flying motion.