Alien Abduction!!1!

The purple alien reaches down with the scalpel to your neck, making a small cut. You wince, but he starts cutting downwards even more! You have to try to do something right now! You convulse wildly and emit a screechy animal noise so random and loud that the purple alien drops his scalpel. You fight the straps with all your strength, determined not to die without a fight! But they just aren't budging! So you can only look helpless as the alien recovers, picks up the scalpel, and glares at you with its big bloodshot menacing evil tired ticked off one eye. And... well... I better just leave it at that, cuz the next part is just a bunch of cutting and screaming and organ removal, and all that jazz... So, that's the end for you, buddy.



(Your vision fades to black and the last thing you hear is kids.... singing....) "It's the one eyed, one armed, flying purple people eater...."
End Of Story