Alien Abduction!!1!
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Ok, Mr. or Ms. Good Samaritan... you run over to her linp body and pry her slimy mouth open with your bare hands. It's hard, but you manage. You reach down her throat past the razor teeth (while grimacing and holding back the urge to puke...) and feel around. The alien makes strange choking sounds, but doesn't stop you. Then, you find the toothbrush and pull it out. It's completely slime-covered and revolting, but you still smile. You stand and point at the alien. "Ha! I have spared your life, even though I could have let you die. So now it's your turn to return the favor! Tell me what's going on!" But this is an alien story, buddy. And it's not made by Disney. So these aliens aren't going to sprinkle you with love and happiness and chocolate ice cream. No, this alien then proceeds to rip off the arm you were pointing at her with, eats it, and then devours the rest of you slowly and painfully. Sorry. (Burp!) Excuse me.
Ok, Mr. or Ms. Good Samaritan... you run over to her linp body and pry her slimy mouth open with your bare hands. It's hard, but you manage. You reach down her throat past the razor teeth (while grimacing and holding back the urge to puke...) and feel around. The alien makes strange choking sounds, but doesn't stop you. Then, you find the toothbrush and pull it out. It's completely slime-covered and revolting, but you still smile. You stand and point at the alien. "Ha! I have spared your life, even though I could have let you die. So now it's your turn to return the favor! Tell me what's going on!" But this is an alien story, buddy. And it's not made by Disney. So these aliens aren't going to sprinkle you with love and happiness and chocolate ice cream. No, this alien then proceeds to rip off the arm you were pointing at her with, eats it, and then devours the rest of you slowly and painfully. Sorry. (Burp!) Excuse me.
