Alien Abduction!!1!

You decide it's worth getting yelled at to find out what happened to you. You whirl right out of the room and face the people. Then, your face contorts in terror. One person is eerily pale with long black horns, sharp teeth, long claws holding a clipboard, and a long tongue hanging a foot out of his mouth. the other is rather short and fat and purple with one giant eye, one arm extending from his middle, and wings. For a long moment, you all just stare at each other. Then you all scream at the same time!! You bolt the other way as fast as you possibly can. You can hear footsteps and wing beats behind you. No way!! No way!! Is all you mind can say; no plans of escape, no logical thought, just a long stream of profanities. But no one can blame you, really, that would be pretty mind blowing. You dart around a corner, the aliens right on your tail. But as you gaze ahead at the seemingly endless hallway, you see you'll have to either go right or left. Quick! Use that dirty mind of yours to make a random snap decision!