Alien Abduction!!1!

(Hope that you're not just doing that cuz you simply know it's not a good idea to run toward the voices in a horror story...) Anyways, you decide it's much better to hide. You sneak into that spot behind the door that people always hide in. And it works! The people simply walk by and their voices die out. Whew, you think. But you're still a little confused about what's going on around here. But eh, you can figure it out yourself, you're a man!! (Or a woman. A strong woman who can do it her own frickin self, no need for men!!) Whatever you are, you wait until you're sure you can go back to the hall. What a creepy place. All those weird instruments. That can't be good. You feel fine now, so why did they bring you here? You search around for answers. But all you find are more locked doors. Frustrated again, you just ignore them and decide to look for where the hallway ends. After a while, you find it! It ends with a door. You hope it's unlocked, and it is! You open it slowly, noiselessly, and peer inside to make sure no one is there. But there is, so you duck. No noise. They must not have seen you. So you curiously look again, opening the door a little wider to see. There's a very strange looking man there. He just doesn't look right at all. Something's off... He turns and you can see his face. It looks almost like a face, but then it simply crawls off and lays on the man's shoulder!! It yawns and the faceless man pats it as he turns back around. No way!!!! You gasp and wipe your eyes to be sure you just saw what you had seen. Yep, it's still there!! But as you peer through the crack, trying to see more, your view is covered but something green. You freeze, too frightened to look up at the alien. The door is yanked open wide and the creature grabs hold of your hair, lifting up to face it. Its beady little 6 eyes blink at you.