Another Monday Morning

Well that is just stupid. You have it in your eye, probably burning your retina off right now, and you can't READ IT!!!!!!!!!!! I think you flush it out, with ah, um........lemonade. So you rush to the kitchen, and grab the lemonade, and pour it in your eye. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! MOLY COW!!! THAT BURNS!!!DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAP! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!! You run to the sink and pour water in your eyes. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........it said flush with water.............