Hall of Infinite Doors

For some inexplicable reason, you choose to stay in this fetid public restroom. You plug your nose and wait. Fifteen minutes goes by, and a very large balding man in a stained wife beater walks into the bathroom with three little boys, each with a mullet, trailing behind him. He walks in, and sees you standing there in the restroom loitering and says,

"What the fuck are you doing standing in this here bathroom? Are you some kind of fucking pervert or something?"