Pandemic
You decide not to join the others, just in case the captain turns violent. As it turns out, the situation did become violent. A shot was fired, and a small man fell, a huge gash in his neck. Then he turned to you. "Hey!" he screams. "Why aren't you yelling?"
"I didn't want to bother you!" you say.
"Well, come aboard," he says. "You're the only one who hasn't given me a goddamn headache yet."
You hear groans of protest throughout the crowd. Ignoring them, you board the boat. After finally calming the crowd, he picked out 12 more people to board. The rest were sent home. "Welcome to the USS Survivor," he says warmly. "If you wish to travel with me to Brazil, you are going to work. It is a three-week trip, so if any of you are infected, get off my damn ship right now, because if I get infected, you'll find there are worse things than death."
Everyone's faces turns into looks of horror, but no one moves. "Right, then!" he says. "Let's go, shall we?"
"I didn't want to bother you!" you say.
"Well, come aboard," he says. "You're the only one who hasn't given me a goddamn headache yet."
You hear groans of protest throughout the crowd. Ignoring them, you board the boat. After finally calming the crowd, he picked out 12 more people to board. The rest were sent home. "Welcome to the USS Survivor," he says warmly. "If you wish to travel with me to Brazil, you are going to work. It is a three-week trip, so if any of you are infected, get off my damn ship right now, because if I get infected, you'll find there are worse things than death."
Everyone's faces turns into looks of horror, but no one moves. "Right, then!" he says. "Let's go, shall we?"