Another Monday Morning

Suddenly you hear your door fly open. Five federal agents rush in and pin you to the floor. None of them see the wizard disappear. You are holding the clean knife in your hand. The men grab it from you and start reading your rights.

"You think you can get away with murdering so many innocent children! you will go down in history for this!"

They take the knife as evidence. After many appeals for your innocence you are given the death penalty. You die the most famous child killer in history.