Ice Wolves

You look at the Wolf Mountain Ski Resort brochure. "Deep in the mountains of the Western U.S.A., there is a mountain filled with strange legends and mysteries," it reads. "One such legend was risen in 1965. Two hikers went travelling into the woods, but were ambushed by a pack of 'rabid wolves.' A few days later, during a full moon, one of the travellers saw a horrid sight. He was forced to watch as his companion transformed into a monster before his very eyes. He killed his friend with his silver letter-opener, and ran back down the mountain. He said, 'My friend grew hair on his back and face, his mouth grew out from his face, and his teeth doubled in size.' Researchers looked for signs of alleged 'werewolves,' but they found none. Now there is a new reason to come to Wolf Mountain, a new ski resort. If you would like to participate, please call 1-800-382-9476 or visit our website at wmski.com for more information."
"Wow, guys!" you scream to them. "Check this out!"
They view it and say in unison, "This is our Winter vacation."
Too bad you didn't know about the resort or you would have stayed home.