Mediocre Moose Maulings!!
As you groan and walk out of the Technodrome, you can almost see the Fred Meyer in Mordor from here.
But you also saw a coupon yesterday for 10% off at the Bon, as a woman, you can't help but get distracted by the offerings of lowered prices and shoes.
So you fly over to the mall to buy some new generic shoes.
And on your way in, you see a bunch of twelve year olds standing outside of hot topic, both wanted to buy some self aware ironic shirt from a movie that's no longer funny and no longer ironic, but were to nervous about their parents getting mad at them for using their credit card without permission.
You can't help but feel a little agitated at the loud awful noise they call music played at full volume in the store. So you decide to go in and ask them to turn it down a little.
But you also saw a coupon yesterday for 10% off at the Bon, as a woman, you can't help but get distracted by the offerings of lowered prices and shoes.
So you fly over to the mall to buy some new generic shoes.
And on your way in, you see a bunch of twelve year olds standing outside of hot topic, both wanted to buy some self aware ironic shirt from a movie that's no longer funny and no longer ironic, but were to nervous about their parents getting mad at them for using their credit card without permission.
You can't help but feel a little agitated at the loud awful noise they call music played at full volume in the store. So you decide to go in and ask them to turn it down a little.