The Hardest Life: PT I

You run, with the Briefcase still in your right hand, straight at the door. As you get close to the door, you turn side on and shoulder it.
You fall back and drop the Briefcase. You forgot you upgraded your door to a very heavy, thick Iron door. You forgot you made your door impenetrable. You fall to the ground screaming in pain.

You broke your shoulder. Haha. At least i wasn't stupid enough to do that. I would have unlocked a door. Or did you even forget you locked it?