The Roundhouse

The blender EXPLODES! The lid shoots straight up and lodges in the ceiling. The pizza is instantly liquified, and then sprays all over the place. Gobs of sauce hit you in the face. The barista is covered with bits of tomato and crust, and there's sauce all over her too. After a while you remember to turn off the blender. You grab a bowl and pour out the little bit of soup that didn't shoot out of the blender. Bon appétit!
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