The Roundhouse

"We all have been looking for trouble for so long! Have you seen him?" One of the people says. You say no, you meant the other kind of trouble, and they say "Oh, THEOTHER KINDOF TROUBLE! We've been looking for them for years! Have you seen them?" You say "No, who wants to FIGHT? They reply "Oh, TOFIGHT. She's hot. We all want her." You sigh and say "Who wants to get their face bashed in?"
"Theirface Bashed in? I love that game? You're going to go buy it?"
"Who wants to DIE?"
There is silence.

Awkward silence.
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