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You went through the pantry, and found that, to you horror, someone in the Technodrome opened a box of co-co puffs, but didn't roll up the blastic bag it came in, and then put it in a zip-loc bag to keep bugs from getting inside it. Normally people would just groan with frustertion and the let it go. But you're not like everyone. No...no you're actually pretty messed up.
You pull the fire alarm in the kitchen. Causing an ear shattering noise that sounds like the shrieking of a girl being put through a meat grinder.

Nate ran downstairs.
"Zelda! What the HELL?! We told you not to choose that sound effect for the alarms! Now Orpheus is crying, Jane is trying to comfort him by playing with him and his ken dolls..wait, why is there no fire here?"

"Someone didn't put properly seal the cereal box like I told them to!"
"So you pulled the fire alarm? Zelda.." Nate just shakes his head.
"Hey, do I need to give another three hour seminar on this? Because I still have pictures of the guy who had scorpions living inside his stomache!"
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