The Trials of Sampsonite!

"Ok, ok..." agrees Lizard man. "We are your team. Do you follow so far? Together we are going to go through some "tests" to win a prize. Your average reality TV show, right? But there's a catch(like usual). If we fail we're as good as dead. Literally. And of course, only one of us will survive until the end. None of us know who or why wer'e here; only how to fight, speak and do everyday things. At evening tonight is our first task. We'll be provided with equipment and all that good stuff. In other words: Get ready!"