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The Michael Ray Holt Qualification!

Alright, you are getting warmer, but that is not nearly repulsive enough to warrant an MRH stamp on your forehead.... though with some work you might be able to get there. I suggest working out a bit and watching your diet or you may end up slipping downwards to a level of hideousity (made that word up) that will make you MRHable.
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